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Hello young 'un!
Hi Katie, how are you today?
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That bad? What's wrong?
I'm counting on you guys to cheer me up!!!
I'll try....... damn, I can't think of anything funny to say... I haven't had the best day either :(
So......what the hell are we going to do? Where that Parksie when you need him???? We can usually count on him to come through with something totally twisted:eek:
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Originally posted by barrk
:eek:
So, you're little friend is back :p
I thought it might cheer me up.............so I put him out there just to see if anything happened....I'm still waiting but maybe something will come along.....so to speak!:rolleyes:
:D
And Lo And Behold Ian enters to help out ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I thought it might cheer me up.............so I put him out there just to see if anything happened....I'm still waiting but maybe something will come along.....so to speak!:rolleyes:
Hi Ian!!!!!!!!!!!! What a nice surprise. How are you doing? Got any good news to spread?
cheered up from earlier. Was having one almighty ****ty day at work. So Went down the gym and worked out all my aggression. Now I'm just sitting at home with a rather large glass of whiskey :)
How large is large? I can only drink a litt.... errrr, I mean... whiskey, what's that taste like? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
cheered up from earlier. Was having one almighty ****ty day at work. So Went down the gym and worked out all my aggression. Now I'm just sitting at home with a rather large glass of whiskey :)
You know what that can lead to don't you????
An even larger glass of sherry? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
You know what that can lead to don't you????
normally bear goggles with me. -0-0-. Those blastered things that makes evreyone look really attractive :)
Nope :eek:
Large glasses of whiskey can turn dogs into foxes...........it's been statistically proven!
Sorry peeps...too tired to make any humourous / smutty comments :(
TTFN.
OMG It is the end of the world....I suspected as much!
In my worst Frank sinatra Voice (Haven't got a good one)
and now the time has come, to draw the curtain
I did it my way
Thank you for drawing the curtain Ian....there are some things other people just shouldn't see:eek:
I take it everyone else has got fecking server is busy problems
Ps. I've moved
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So have I..............amazing these coincidences:rolleyes:
Katie, there are quite a few things people should see though.
Just my luck, I can't find them at the moment :)
If you can't find them you're in bigger trouble than you know!! Check your six...you'll probably find them there!
ahh, very funny Katie. I just re-read my post and it came out completly wrong from what I was thinking
confused, I know I am
I was meaning to refer to my lack of other half at the moment :)
So where's the other half of it gone?
I'm glad to hear that you haven't misplaced them completely.....you just needed some one to remind you where they were:eek:
What's the matter with the girls where you live? Don't they recognize a catch when they see one????
RIGHT.
i'm not posting anymore as everyone is twisting my words
It's my ball and you can't play anymore
I've moved as well..... any Three Doors Down fan will know what I'm on about....
Well, that accounts for one of them....still missing the other one????:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
It's my ball and you can't play anymore
Well, we knew you were missing half :rolleyes:Quote:
It's my ball and you can't play anymore
But I'm not into that sort of thing.
The same comment at the same time! :D:D:D:D:D
LMAO!
And on that (low) note, I'm outta here (for a while!)
See you later!
are we quite finished with my anatomey, or is ther eanything else you would like to include
I wouldn't mind talking about tacos.... Oh, that doesn't work anymore since I've changed my signature... *sigh*
Let's see...........you just got back from the gym so you're probably in fairly good shape....I guess I'd like to include all of your anatomy since you're offering ;-)
That was just a joke Ian......I didn't mean to scare you off!
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
are we quite finished with my anatomey, or is ther eanything else you would like to include
Oops! Didn't notice that when I previously posted :D
actually, on the subject of anatomey I've got quite a funny Joke.
There was a chicken and a donkey in a farm. They have always been best of mates ever sinse they could remember and did everything together. One day they were exploring parts of the farm they haven't been to and all of a sudden the donkey falls into the quick sand and starts sinking. The chicken is absolutley distraught that his best friend is dying and he can't do anything about it. So he runs off to the farm house to look for the farmer but can't find him, but he does find his BMW parked with the keys in it. So the chicken attaches a long bit of rope to the car and drives it over to the quicksand. The donkey grabs hold of the rope and gets pulled out. The donkey is so happy that he has been saved he tells his best mate that of she is ever in trouvle, he will be there for her.
A couple of months later, they are playing in the same area and the chicken falls in. The donkey remembers quickly how the chicken saved him and goes off to the farmhouse but can't find the car. so he goes back to the sand and has a think. He comes up with a great Idea and stretches over the sand with his member dangling over the chicken. The chicken manages to grab hold of it and gets pulled to safety and they both live happily ever after.
And the moral to the story
wait for it
it really is a corker
nearly there
If your Hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
:D
LOL! :D:D I guess I won't be needing a BMW ;)
katie - you didn't scare me off, just took bloody ages to write that Joke.
Dennis - If I had a taco, I most certainly not let you eat it, as I'm a greedy Bastard and would eat it all myslef :)
Damn, how many ribs have to be removed before you can do that? :D
Too many I expect :)
Oh man......I hurt myself laughing at that one.....btw the idea of eating a taco doesn't appeal to me at all........now if you had salami on the menu I'd probably join you!
Ewwwwwwwwww
So you have high standards?
BTW -- has anyone seen the film "Eight Days a Week"?
nope, ain't seen it, Why ?
Right, Time to sleep, some of us have to work tommorow. well, when I mean work, I mean in the fact that i will be at work, wether any actually happens, is another matter.
Night all :D
Here's a quote:
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Matt: I'm not going to take advice from someone who broke their neck trying to suck their own dick.
LOL, very funny
Good Night all :D
Night Ian!
Night Ian! :)
The same post at the same time again! This is getting weird:eek:
There hasn't been a post in almost ten minutes.... *Yawn* :o
I really should make a comment about that...but I'm too tired...cya all!
Wow...parksie is too tired to make a comment....he must really need some sleep!
Sorry I missed you Parksie! Have a good snooze
Hey all!!..........
..........*simon looks around and can see no one*.....
..Well Im off in a bit so i guess ill see ya all tommorow....
night