I think it's time we cleaned up this s**t hole.
Bodwad, you clear the tables, NW, you can mop the floor. VB you do the toilets, and I'll just sit here and supervise.
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I think it's time we cleaned up this s**t hole.
Bodwad, you clear the tables, NW, you can mop the floor. VB you do the toilets, and I'll just sit here and supervise.
Big red and furry that makes you an ideal mop!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Ah, maybe, but I can't be a mop and supervise at the same time. :DQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Big red and furry that makes you an ideal mop!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Ok i am now supervisor thank you and you are the mop, oh and put the toilets at the top of your list there is Vb's piss everywhere!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
How can you supervise vb cleaning the toilets when your sitting in the front bar and the toilets are at the back of the pub:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I think it's time we cleaned up this s**t hole.
Bodwad, you clear the tables, NW, you can mop the floor. VB you do the toilets, and I'll just sit here and supervise.
I would like to clean the toilets but theres a funny man in there. I think his name is Mr Kelly. He's got something to do with Stars in there japs eyes or chocolate starfish in there holes or something along those lines.
I am not going in there on my own. Someone has to hold my hand.
:(
well dont worry you will have to hold Gingernuts shaft when your mopping the floor so you might as well grab it now and use him as moral support!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D
Small mop.
I thought Ginger people had big willies.:)
Keep holding it and give it time
LOL :D :D :D :D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....don't do that...disgusting...please...keep this pup clean...I don't want to clean up after you have been holding it too long...
UUUURRRRGGGHhhhh...
Gingernuts mop end has just come off in my hand. I'm now all covered in gooh.
I had better grasp his butt end nice and hard and try to force it but this piece of wood is a bit hard for me to handle.
I'll let the monkey have a go.:confused:
Hmmm lets not tidy up cause i can see it getting much more messy and painful for certain members (Gingernut). In the mean time ask the green dude in the corner with the nuns who he thinks he is chatting our ladies up like that!!!!! Just because he has 10 eyes and 5 gobs dosnt mean he can have our nuns!!!!
Thinking about it i think we should warn him before 5 other bits of his anatomy are removed and used to stir the nuns coffee!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Didn't I buy those nuns....are they with the green guy now...can I sue him for that..????
Give it time and he will find out their not women, then you can have them back!!!!! (Plus an extra five 'Gadgets') :D :D :D :D
Who's the green guy.
This is a racist supreicist pub.
There are no green skinned people allowed in here.
Only rabbits, monks, homaphradite nuns, little red and ginger monsters, dogs, monkeys, midgets, stuffed toys and other more select individuals.
Please leave.
The green monster eats VB and VB can be seen through it jelly like body as he struggles to get out!!!!!
The green thing lets go a bit of gas and OH MY GOD, I never want to be near a group of hyenas that have just eaten VB!!! There would be even more gas and URGHHHHHH I THINK I AM DYING!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
But alas....jelly is VB's favourite food. With relish and gusto he devours the green beastie from inside out.
Yum yum.
I fancy a bit of rabbit......or maybe deep fried dogs testies.
You lot mind you own business.
I'm just gonna love myself in the corner. Wheres gingernuts mop gone?
Dont know but i could guess by the way Gingernut is hidinh in the corner!!!!
Do you recon your poo will be like the jello you get on pork pies??? Now you have eaten the green jelly think???? :D :D :D :D :D
My pooh is like Thunder and my Wizz is Napalm.
By day I am a mild mannered monk but by night I am.....................................................PantPooh boy.
Faster than a rectal prolapse, messier than a Sumo Wrestlers Skiddy pants and smellier than Gingernuts breath.
You people are disgusting!!! I'm taking my mop to a nice respectable bar, uptown.
I would give the end a good shaking first. Its a bit gooey.
Its Bodwads fault. He couldnt help mimself.
your the one with it on your hand mate not me!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oh one minute this place is a dump i think we should all join Gingernut he would be nothing without us!!!
And a bit smaller wouldn't he VB??? :D :D :D
That is true.
This place stinks. I spent a fortune on the decor and now it looks like a bloody farmyard.
I think I had better bring th econtractors in to fit it out again.
GN was doing some to a goat earlier on today I had to stop it before it got out of control:p
Sorry but did you say Gingernut and a goat were redecorating the place but you stopped them or did you say that you where doing the goat???? :D :D :D
I had to do the goat, you weren't in the mood. You told me you had a headache.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
GN was doing some to a goat earlier on today I had to stop it before it got out of control:p
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That was after you told me you did the whole of the UN security council:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I had to do the goat, you weren't in the mood. You told me you had a headache.
I lied, I was just trying to make you jealous.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
That was after you told me you did the whole of the UN security council:p
What's to say you're lying now:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I lied, I was just trying to make you jealous.
Because I'll never lie to you again.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
What's to say you're lying now:p
I LOVE YOU!!!
*Hugs NW*
Get a room or goto the chamber of love!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
in the meantime i am getting a drink and a neck massage :D :D :D :D :D
URGH THATS NOT A WOMAN THATS ONE OF THE NUNS!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
*Bodwad runs around screaming
I don't think Bonker would be too happy if he found out about us:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Because I'll never lie to you again.
I LOVE YOU!!!
*Hugs NW*
I wont even ask whos nickname is Bonker :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Mine's a Guinness NW ... thank you :)
Hey NW.
How long have you and Gingernut been fudge tunneling eachother.
If you want to do that kind of thing then please take it into the chamber of love or the jacuzzi.
This is a high class establishment you know.
*cough* Course it is *cough*Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
This is a high class establishment you know.
Something stuck in your throat?
Let the ladies massage your worries away. Here, have a drink sir. Ginger people are always welcome in this establishment.
I think I should introduce you to our hostesses. This is Gloria, Mary and Josie. They all used to live in a canvent but where kicked out when the Mother Superior discovered something.
Have Fun.
I would like to make it clear that I am not married to anyone in this establishment.
Does Josie like big boys?
I think Josie is a big boy.
Bodwad Promply Sits Down They Aint Getting Anywhere near me i am putting a piece of wood in the way!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hmmm so why if it is so posh, then do you let us in, we did reck the other place after all :D :D :D :D :D
GINGERNUT STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU STOP TRYIN|G TO GET BEHIND ME!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:D :D :D
If you dont put your wood away sharpish you may be in trouble.
The monkey seems to be edging closer to you.
It's alright, I'm not into doggies. I only want NW :pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
GINGERNUT STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU STOP TRYIN|G TO GET BEHIND ME!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hes dead though. Cant you remember?
I tortured him and you got carried away with it all and cut his head off.
Oh my God.
Dont tell me you keep his head at home for dubious reasons?
:eek:
*releases hungry bear into pub*
Didnt they used to tease and Bait bears with dogs in the olden days.
Sorry bear. You are not allowed in here without a tie.
VB runs like hell.
got any meths?
No, the nuns keep drinking itQuote:
Originally posted by punkpie_uk
got any meths?
What about aftershave?
Nope, VB drinks thatQuote:
Originally posted by punkpie_uk
What about aftershave?
MMMMMMmmmmmm Old spice with a dash of Denim.
A quality drink.
Gingernut drinks his own urine, and anyone elses.
He believes it will make him verile.
:)
Ah, I see. Cooking Sherry?
Yoy might cook with it but I can asure you that the chefs in this establishmnet only use the finest ingredients.
They milk the monkey in the kitchen.
:)
Great! There's a pub like that in Durham called the Angel... i mean Urine Drinking that is.
Cool....I'm just up the road from you.
We must drink the same urine.:)
* BodwadUK goes mad and attacks the bear causeing chaos and confusion!!!!
*The bear trips on Gingernut who is drinking urine of the floor and lands on VB
SPLAT
The Monkey runs from the kitchen and shoves the piece of wood up the bears bum!!!!!!
AN ANGRY BEAR ISNT A PRETTY SIGHT PEOPLE RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
I cant run.
Gingernuts sitting on me and he's spilt urine all over the place.
I just came inn and saw what was going on, so I run out again and closed the door, so now there is no way for you guys to run...heheheehehehee:D
/throws a molotov cocktail through the window