Dear Dr Dis,
What happens when an uncontrollable member asks unanswerable questions?
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Dear Dr Dis,
What happens when an uncontrollable member asks unanswerable questions?
g00n fight!
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do some people think that repeatedly posting their question in unrelated threads (even after their previous posts have been deleted by a moderator) will get people to help them? :confused:
I was just wondering the same thing...Quote:
Originally Posted by si_the_geek
Have you seen this one?
I can't see the new post, but I did receive notification; must be the moderation thing..
I saw it - which is why it is gone.
It's the same person, and same question. So far I have removed several separate (but identical) posts from this thread alone. :(
Hopefully the PM I just sent will clarify forum usage for him.
They often turn into three-eyed frogs. Or unicorns. Or fluffy bunnies.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
In the end they burn in Hell.
Because the forum part of a noob's brain is not fully developed. We much learn to nuture these poor, defenseless creatures so that they do not turn into ugly, horrid trolls. Also, these are the same people who buy twenty lotto tickets at once.Quote:
Originally Posted by si_the_geek
Dear Dr Dis,
We do not have a lotto in South Africa. It was stopped due to fraud and corruption.
How do you spot these kind of "poor, defenseless creatures" around here? :confused:
Dear Dr Dis,
How do I know I am getting somewhere?
You can know this as long as you don't care about how fast you are going.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dear Dr Dis,
Tick, tick, tock, little april showers...
:mad: ?
Dear Dr Dis,
Yesterday i tried to set fire to Dclamp, will i go to hell?
Dear Dr. Dis are you male of female? (or none of them?)
Dear Dr. Dis what happens when somebody asks faster than you answer them and this continues very long*?
*about thousands of years
Dear Dr. Dis how many terabytes of information do you have? (You may answer this in bits too if it is easier)
Dear Dr. Dis when is the 3rd World War going to happen?
Dear Dr. Dis did NASA has gone to moon in 60s and 70s?
Dear Dr. Dis who planned 11 September attacks in USA?
Dear Dr. Dis are these questions enough for today? If yes thanks a lot, if not what do you want me to ask about?
Dear Dr. Dis should I read previous post b4 asking questions? If yes what is going to happen if there are hundreds of posts?
MaleQuote:
Originally Posted by Genom
If there were questions asked for thousands of years that I did not answer, elephants would stampede into the rhino cage and kill the monkeys.
In my brain or computers? I'll assume systems since no parameter was set. I have approximately .7 terabytes across all my systems.
World War III will happen in 3... 2... *static*
Yes, NASA went to the moon. They also went to Venus, but then they learned that's where the Russians send their leaders for burial, so NASA stayed clear of that mess.
The 9/11/01 attacks were planned by evil, narcisst terrorists. However, since today's world apparently has no absolutes, those terrorists could also be called nice, simple-life-yearning men*.
*This is not at all my view, it is my sarcastic attack on the Western view of ethics and society.
This has been enough questions for today, but feel free to ask more some other time.
No need to read previous posts. Unless you're at work. Then you can get paid for reading them!
Waht program should I make?
A world simulation utility. Must support groupings of people into communities/countries, support governmental tendencies, basic geographical constructs such as mountains, waters, and rainfall. Allows for different people groups to form, decide upon their own values and rationals, and then peacefully or warfully attack other people groups.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobalandi
Sounds fun, will try, will it be over the internet?
Are you meaning a future prediction application?
Wouldn't you need to know all worlds values and settings to make such a thing?
And wouldn't that stop life's continuum as we would know that human's existence is useless?
Is Bobalandi going to destroy the universe?
maybe... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
I've seen it in a vision... you will fail.
Dear Dis,
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And while we're on the topic...
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As to the program thingy: No, not a world predicter, but a simulator for your own custom worlds.
Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
Man, breaking out the heavy stuff now, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
1) Ishchin ma'apen brakakn.
2) Such a dirty mouth, bannnn joo!!!1!!1111!!1!11
Dear Dr Dis
Oceanbelle is sad. How do we cheer her up?
Flowers and chocolate. Actually, scratch that. Just flowers. Send the chocolate to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Will pictures of flowers do?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
It's the thought that counts, right? But pictures of chocolate don't count, however.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dear Dr Dis,
Is it true you have two brains but only half a heart?
I heard it was 3 splines and 1 little toe!
Dr Dis,
Why do I enjoy programming in NotePad?
Sorry, that's not true. My brain consists of a one-legged hamster in my wrist. And I only have one-third of a heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Programming or Web Design? If programming, it's because you're neurotic. If web design, then it's because you're smart.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Heh... it's both...
Dr Dis,
Why is it really hard for me?
Why do I have to go through the eye of a needle? With my big head it's really really hard.
Hope you can answer. :sigh:
when will oceanebelle stop sighing?
It's really hard for you because of little midgets taking over your brain cells. Each night they crawl into your head, grab a few neurons, and run away.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
You must go through the eye of the needle! Else you will continue to be very late for an important date!
I have colds right now, so the flowers won't be much of a help.
Chocolates would just make it worse.
But as they say, it's the thought that counts. :D
I could do with a bit of a warm jacket though. *Brrrr* cold at office.
Dear Dr Dis...
Will timeshifter ever become a noob
Dr Dis,
What changed in the space-time continuum thats causing me to feel so different?
Dr Dis,
Is the superstition true that whenever I hiccup, I grow?