Wheres the bathroom?!?! :o
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Wheres the bathroom?!?! :o
Bathroom???
Just pee on the floor like everyone else. :D
I just thought someone had spilt their beer!Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Bathroom???
Just pee on the floor like everyone else. :D
No Thats The Result Of Drinking So Much You Cant Even Feel When You Need To Go And Then WOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHHHHHHH Out It Comes All Down Your Leg. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Of Course That Puddle There Wasnt My Fault But The One Your Standing In Is!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
What silly bugger drank my mug of turdy tea?
**BURP**Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
What silly bugger drank my mug of turdy tea?
Mind your manners!Quote:
Originally posted by john tindell
**BURP**
:p
So burping is not ok but peeing all over the floor is now:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Mind your manners!
:p
It depends if your burping because you licked the wee off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
In which case we have a problem because although burping is condemed cleaning up isnt so do you thank them or tell them off??????? :confused: :confused: :confused:
It's nice to see in my absence the pub has managed to retain it's high class customer base and atmosphere.
WHat is that atmosphere anyways?
;)
Well its a strange yellow mist and a very spooky and strange set of bods :D :D :D :D ;)
The naked Nuns might be using the mist as cover.
Look out.;)
Naked nun where:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
The naked Nuns might be using the mist as cover.
Look out.;)
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Hey keep the noise down!!!
I'm trying to work here :eek: :rolleyes:
Are we working over the weekend again gingernut or are you just using your employers fast connection to download porn again.
:)
Spank....................Ow
I'm working. I have a client who is a real pain in the arse. Keeps changing his mind about what he wants, so I'm rewriting his bloody shopping cart for the forth time.:mad:
Those Nuns can be a pain in the arse too :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
LITERALLY :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Goat or Frog:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Are we working over the weekend again gingernut or are you just using your employers fast connection to download porn again.
:)
Spank....................Ow
I thought the nuns where spanking me...
...then I turned around..............
......Jesus4U. What the F**K are you doing with that monkey.
I'm scared
The monkey was giving him a blow:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
I thought the nuns where spanking me...
...then I turned around..............
......Jesus4U. What the F**K are you doing with that monkey.
I'm scared
HUUUUURUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT:o :o :o :o :o
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
HUUUUURUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT:o :o :o :o :o
Dont you think its kinda SICK???????????????:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
What's sick?
Vomiting or having a forced threesome with Jesus4U and a monkey.
I personally found the later quite interesting.
On the hole it was an experience.
:)
Before you ask NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D
NIce dog you have there.
Do you think I could take him out some time.
He has such a nice mouth.
;)
Man you are sick:p first you do it with a monkey and now a dog :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
NIce dog you have there.
Do you think I could take him out some time.
He has such a nice mouth.
;)
Nobody's here I might aswell tear this place apart :p
Keep away from the dog it is innocent and i want it to stay that way!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I thought the place was smashed up before!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its an absolute dump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :)
*Starts emptying a box from behind the bar and finds picture of George Bush and Osama Binladen*
VB,
Why do you have a picture of Bush and Binladen?
Well its blackmail stuff isnt it
Clinton and Lewinski
Bush and Binladen
:D :D :D
(I am only joking please dont assasinate me!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: )
I didn't like the photos of Binladen in that dress:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Well its blackmail stuff isnt it
Clinton and Lewinski
Bush and Binladen
:D :D :D
(I am only joking please dont assasinate me!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: )
you dont seem to mind me standing at the bar in a dress :D :D :D :D :D
:D You mean those photos I found weren't of your g/f:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
you dont seem to mind me standing at the bar in a dress :D :D :D :D :D
Will you two Fick Off. This isnt a Gay bar you know. Strictly straights and beasts.
The Ginger bird fits into one of those categories but Im not sure which.
LOLROFSMP:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Will you two Fick Off. This isnt a Gay bar you know. Strictly straights and beasts.
The Ginger bird fits into one of those categories but Im not sure which.
I Would Define Her As Both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
You will have to exscuse me gentlemen.
I must park the fudge.:D
Does That Involve Those Nuns Again??? :confused: :confused: :confused: