Post Race!

I don't even know what that is, but then again, I don't have a TV, so I don't follow any series.

Securities license.

It's funny because in Louisiana we need our 6 which is securities but not our 63 which is ethics. Nearly every other state requires both.

For some reason that doesn't surprise me :)

Sounds about right for Louisiana to me, too.:wave:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

He pasta way

he simply just ran out of thyme.

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming.

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there's just not mushroom for italian chefs in today's world...

pizza.

Well that rounds out the pizza puns.

Or at least it's a pretty good slice of pizza puns.

Doughn't bother making any more. Olive the ones you've made already.

Two beautiful twenty one year old girls were banging on my bedroom door all night. Sheesh!
I finally got so tired of it I got up and let them out.

I had twenty one year old girls screaming in my bedroom too, turns out that they needed their diapers changed.

Language is a funny thing.

Body Language is a funny thing.

Bawdy language is a funny thing.

I'm tired.

I went out for Thai food last night and it was hotter than I expected.

I didn't sleep well.

Hot food keeps you up at night? Just heartburn? That's why I try to restrict my overeating to lunch time.

I intend to partake today.

Yeah, just heartburn thankfully. It was gorgeous food but hotter than I'd usually go for.

I couldn't possibly restrict my over-eating. It would be a direct assault on my masculinity.

I had the flesh of the fish...over rice...with a bit of wasabi and ginger....in heroic quantities.

I like to devour unborn offspring in the morning time.

Eggs.

I eat the droppings of the Cheerio beast.

Ah yes, I have examined the scat of the Cheerio beast as well. I believe that it is English from the Ole London area.

Roundly speaking, I feel that Cheerios won't make you square.

I think there is a hole in that logic...

Perhaps we could triangulate in on the problem.

Im currently pooping while writing this!!! :bigyello:

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Ahhhhhh, i feel 5 pounds lighter

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This is the poop emoji that Sitten proved won't render on VBForums

Well, they do say that the proof of the poop is in the rendering.

My last house was rendered. Not with poop though.