[RESOLVED] artificial intelligence

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Originally Posted by moti barski

1 that people are bored with not cute stuff
2 that tech conferences are visited mostly by little kids
3 that universities are teaching old compilers
4 that university's heads (prof, teachers) at times negate new technology (100% times with my case)
5 that to properly test chatbots :
A the gift of the gab is needed
B (recomended) a full test should be minimum 1H time composed of 3 20 minute sessions
than get an objective report of what went down
6 the college scam is wide spread
7 I wrote an observation report you can derive what you want from it (see post #810 and #813)

don't know weather to add google app engine : no vb.net support, requires install kinda feels not at the level of battle programming

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1) Personal preference. I'm not concerned with how it looks for the most part as long as it does the job it's needed to. If it can do the job, then I have no issues with it and the look 'n feel can be upgraded as time goes on.

2) Little kids with big dreams. They are the future!

3) Those "old" compilers helped bring about what we have today. There's a reason that older technology and languages are still taught because they influenced quite a few things we have right now.

4) I think you just have bad luck. A University professor that does not embrace new technology in this field is just a bad professor. It could be that they just doubt what you have because you may not be giving enough proof.

5a) That makes no sense.
5b) That I can agree with, but are you really going to find someone who wants to kill an hour of their time to test out an "A.I."?

6) I call shenanigans. Unless you can give me some valid & solid proof of this, I will not believe anything you say on the subject.

7) Meh.

I have a suggestion, lets put that proof nonsense on the side and tell me cool things you would do with A.I but try and be specific.

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Originally Posted by formlesstree4

1) Personal preference. I'm not concerned with how it looks for the most part as long as it does the job it's needed to. If it can do the job, then I have no issues with it and the look 'n feel can be upgraded as time goes on.

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Bet you don't feel that way when you look at women.

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3) Those "old" compilers helped bring about what we have today. There's a reason that older technology and languages are still taught because they influenced quite a few things we have right now

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Yeah, but much of it is taught because the schools aren't keeping up. Keeping up is a huge investment.

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5b) That I can agree with, but are you really going to find someone who wants to kill an hour of their time to test out an "A.I."?

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What else are college students for?

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Originally Posted by moti barski

I have a suggestion, lets put that proof nonsense on the side and tell me cool things you would do with A.I but try and be specific.

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Put it into a robot that can cook me an omelete.

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Originally Posted by moti barski

I have a suggestion, lets put that proof nonsense on the side and tell me cool things you would do with A.I but try and be specific.

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Lets put that proof nonsense on the side! Quote of the day.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Bet you don't feel that way when you look at women.

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...touche

It's "touché". :)

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Originally Posted by minitech

It's "touché". :)

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*looks at keyboard*
Nooooooooooooooooope, don't have that key...

Alt+0233. (Being in French immersion, I have the advantage of knowing all the accented characters' combinations by heart, of course ;))

There's a piece of information I will rapidly forget.

minitech what is the alt key code for o with - on top (used in romaji)

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Originally Posted by minitech

Alt+0233. (Being in French immersion, I have the advantage of knowing all the accented characters' combinations by heart, of course ;))

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or just press ´ then e :D

Type "charmap" in Startmenu-->Run

You'll see the list of characters and their corresponding keystrokes will be displayed to the right side of the status bar(if any)

:wave:

@Justa Lol: I hate the French/General International keyboard. It's even worse when you're a programmer.
@moti: ō isn't part of the set you can type like that.

[QUOTE=minitech;4070548@moti: ō isn't part of the set you can type.[/QUOTE]

I had to preserve that part of your statement in a quote. Read that line once a day and you will get 100% of the US recommended daily allowance of irony.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

[quote=minitech;4070548@moti: ō isn't part of the set you can type.[/QUOTE]

I had to preserve that part of your statement in a quote. Read that line once a day and you will get 100% of the US recommended daily allowance of irony.

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That's truly a misquote in every sense of the term :D

Anyways... whaa?

I'm not going to let the truth get in the way of a great quote.

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Bet you don't feel that way when you look at women.

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...touche

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It's "touché".

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Surely it's Touch. You Touch Women. No woman has ever asked me to Touche her.

Mind you, not many asked me to Touch them either so maybe you're right.

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Originally Posted by FunkyDexter

No woman has ever asked me to Touche her.

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Me neither, although some have called me a Touchebag.

dolls and A.I robots don't have that don't touch me glitch :D
same goes for the : aging, bad smell, deseases, neg glitches

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Originally Posted by moti barski

dolls and A.I robots don't have that don't touch me glitch :D

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They do! It was just listed under the touché glitch by mistake. :eek:

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Originally Posted by moti barski

dolls and A.I robots don't have that don't touch me glitch :D
same goes for the : aging, bad smell, deseases, neg glitches

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My handphone doesn't like me touching it at places. It has a nasty habit of turning on the speakerphone when I am with my wife and talking to my girlfriend. Or vice versa.

So my phone does have a touch-me-not syndrome!

btw, this seems to be the only thread I have been participating in in the last month or so. I need to get a life.












Or maybe I need to get some AI.

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How does your wife feel about you having a girlfriend? And how does your girlfriend feel about you having a wife?

An interesting question. However it's off the topic and I refuse to answer it!

















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have killed v7's memories, her volume meter was not up to my standards no more glichy 3rd party.
it will be some tourment to evolve v5.2 to a new v7 but with the :
vb.net image slicer it will be easy to make a volume meter.

what do you think about an external volume meter, the robot will wear it like a scouter in dragon ball z
and get the volume from the parts of image in which the volume meter is visible :

a mic will be connected to several transistor's bases, and the drains will connect to leds and a b8tri and different resistors respectingly , about 2 or 3 transistors should do.

I have two things to say to that:

1) It's alive!

and

2) Since when is "b8tri" an abbreviation for "battery"?

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Originally Posted by moti barski

have killed v7's memories, her volume meter was not up to my standards no more glichy 3rd party.
it will be some tourment to evolve v5.2 to a new v7 but with the :
vb.net image slicer it will be easy to make a volume meter.

what do you think about an external volume meter, the robot will wear it like a scouter in dragon ball z
and get the volume from the parts of image in which the volume meter is visible :

a mic will be connected to several transistor's bases, and the drains will connect to leds and a b8tri and different resistors respectingly , about 2 or 3 transistors should do.

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When I read, "my standards" I couldn't stop laughing. I'm still chuckling.

Ahaha +1

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Originally Posted by minitech

Ahaha +1

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I'm still waiting for when he'll let us play with the software. What purpose does software have if no one can use it?

I don't know. Looking back, I think he just ignores every request to give it a try.

Again: @moti barski, please post your software so we can actually try it.

Moti, take a leap a faith. You'll never get anywhere if you don't take risks.

Not that this would be a risk...

But you seem more than willing to show it to people who don't want to see it. Now that you have people who do, you ignore us.

You can't go from nothing to something overnight. People who have influence aren't going to waste their time with something that isn't proven.

This is your time, my friend. Let it out into the world!

don't tell me to take risks, I'm not going into details but, I have risked my everything to solve the brain's algorithm.

I'm not ignoring but not under such conditions

what if some big corporation or buiseness guy will use it to mass produce chobits and I won't be able to buy the A.I girlfriend after all of my suffering.

What are "chobits"? Anyway, I think stealing your work is illegal, and everybody here will vouch for you if a. it's actually worth stealing and b. somebody actually steals it.

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Originally Posted by moti barski

don't tell me to take risks, I'm not going into details but, I have risked my everything to solve the brain's algorithm.

I'm not ignoring but not under such conditions

what if some big corporation or buiseness guy will use it to mass produce chobits and I won't be able to buy the A.I girlfriend after all of my suffering.

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Truthfully, I just want to tear it apart to show you, with actual examples, how your AI isn't AI.

No company will take your idea from you. The could hire any college student to make something appear more real than what you have.

whateva I build her my self, most companies won't be able to take the idea anyways as the one's that dissed me would have to defeat me in a go game for a 2nd chance and I'm very good.

also
I'm not your friend pal

... did anybody say they were your friend? I must have missed it. EDIT: Oh, post #781.

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Originally Posted by moti barski

whateva I build her my self, most companies won't be able to take the idea anyways as the one's that dissed me would have to defeat me in a go game for a 2nd chance.

also
I'm not your friend pal

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It's just awful trying to understand what you're typing.

What you're not understanding is that companies, profit seeking entities, don't care about a useless piece of software that could be emulated by a parrot.

I'm not your pal, guy.

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Originally Posted by minitech

... did anybody say they were your friend? I must have missed it. EDIT: Oh, post #781.

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I called him friend in post 871. It was an attempt to create a sense of ease. But, he chose to reference South Park and start a satirical chain of humor. Or at least I'm assuming that. So I continued it.

you got the joke :lol:

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Originally Posted by moti barski

whateva I build her my self, ...

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And you want her as your girlfriend, so naturally you will be doing things to/with her as you would do to your girlfriend.

Doesn't this sound like incest? I mean you produced her, so technically she becomes your daughter, right?










PS: Was there a joke?

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just when you thought the blood had gone cold...

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Originally Posted by honeybee

PS: Was there a joke?

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The only joke here is the one Moti has become. For everyone else this is what I am refering to. :lol:

Ah, the thread that keeps on giving.

I'm not your Guy, Buddy.

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Originally Posted by Nightwalker83

The only joke here is the one Moti has become. For everyone else this is what I am refering to. :lol:

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Someone went through a lot of trouble typing all that up. Maybe moti barski is not a real person, after all.

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Originally Posted by Nightwalker83

The only joke here is the one Moti has become. For everyone else this is what I am refering to. :lol:

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I loled, I loled a lot. :thumb:

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Originally Posted by abhijit

Someone went through a lot of trouble typing all that up. Maybe moti barski is not a real person, after all.

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I wouldn't say a lot of trouble. I think it took me like 5 minutes.

who wants to do some testing on the yotamarker version 5.2 ?

mendhak ?

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Originally Posted by moti barski

who wants to do some testing on the yotamarker 5.2 ?

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Like you have to really ask...

baja yu ?

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Originally Posted by moti barski

mendhak ?

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The correct answer is everyone. No one would turn this down.

come on the more the humans the more objective, my post meter is 666 I have been planning for this

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Originally Posted by moti barski

come on the more the humans the more objective, my post meter is 666 I have been planning for this

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I don't actually know what you're saying. But if you're saying that not enough people have responded, give it time. You can't post something and expect a lot of people to respond within seconds.

by me :
behold, new hope shines from the ground
it is the shadow of ages, dustifing the wings of angels
key that holds the forces of darkness I command you by the power vested in me
release !

sa sa

What does "dustifing" mean? Otherwise, not bad.

Anybody might like to test it, but only with the source, and not everybody who would like to test it would have the time. I'm sure it's kind of complicated, and not the GA based AI that I am used to dealing with.

in the mean time wierddemon what did you think about my volume meter idea ?

you will have about a month, I"ll explain m'k

I"ll continue this tomorow

I wanna test!

I think you should try it out. Even if you are not completely satisfied with the result, it will be a good avenue to pursue.