I am bloated with only one organ, but it is my own stomach.
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I am bloated with only one organ, but it is my own stomach.
Well he's certainly a turkey.Quote:
I am bloated with the organs of David Cameron.
Now, for a second I wondered where you were going with that. The answer turned out to be quite a relief.Quote:
I am bloated with only one organ, but it is my own stomach
Slow reader? You paused when you reached the comma, with your finger hovering nervously over the ban button, waiting for the next phrase to parse in your brain?
If you want relief that would be another organ.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
("It's alimentary my dear watson."")
Gad! I didn't think that comment would cause the post race to go so quiet.
Was it something I said?
Its your breath.
Have you seen this SNL skit. Raccoon Girls. Kinda explains the breath.
Hubba hubba.
All of Chit-Chat appears to have taken the week off for the holidays.
New Project: Arduino Drink Maker
It's a whole new year.
I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
Please send me your credit card information in a stamped envelop and I will be sure to send you my newsletter.
I created a blog on my site with Wordpress. Not sure if it has a subscription function or not...
Forget the newsletter, I would like to joing your "Spam of the Month" club.
Pressing "unsubscribe" subscribes you to the Unsubscription mailing list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I'm back!
After a two week slumber.
Zzz...
Where did you go.
I visited my wife's grandparent's in Thibodaux, LA. and redid my man-cave.
You know the man-cave laws don't you? If you talk about your renovated man-cave online, you have to post pictures.
Lol, when I go home for lunch I'll take some pictures and post them here.
We had a border collie who stayed in there so it smelled terribly of piss, we had to repaint the walls, redo the floors/base boards, etc.
This past weekend I bought a new workbench/toolbox and reorganized part of my garage. I ran some new conduit and electrical work for new lighting and outlets. I am pretty proud of my work. I just have to finish cleaning the rest of the garage since it has a bunch of old junk that needs to be donated.
We both got revamped caves. Except my garage is too cold at night to work in.
It's been cold here, we've been in the lower 40's for the past two nights.
I don't like doing electrical work. In fact, for my new fans I installed everything, except for the wiring. I got my dad to do that.
Uhh... You're supposed to let the dog outside once in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
I don't mind doing electrical work. I dont like having to run wire through existing work like walls and ceilings. but running it through new work is easy.
The bad part about my house is that it was build in the 50's or 60s and there is no ground wiring throughout parts of the house which is unsafe. So I have to take certain precautions to keep myself safe. Having to add GFCI plugs and things like that.
I actually enjoy doing any type of electrical or wire runs in general. I have pulled a lot of CAT5 throughout my house too.
He was an outside dog, but we kept him in there from 10pm til 7am(aka - Zzzz...)Quote:
Originally Posted by homer13j
Right, right, right. Blame it on the dog. I've used that one, myself...though not for piss.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Seems like a piss poor excuse to me.
I like to do my part to "Keep Oregon Green!"
We had that saying many years before the tree huggers claimed it as their own.
As if western OR needs any help staying green.
That's a picture of my man-cave.
We painted one wall green and the rest an egg shell color.
We also laid down tile and change the ceiling fans.
Oh and new base boards too.
Looks like it will be manly. Don't let her slip any doilies or frilly curtains in on you. :)
That's due to my widdling on all the greenery. ;)Quote:
As if western OR needs any help staying green.
Or pinching loaves in the flower beds?
Doesn't look like a man cave. too bright.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9