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Katie could play the Evil Tempress, who seducess all mortal men who lay eyes upon her.
Parksie, you could play the long suffering, but humerous dog thats forever pulling remarkbly human-like faces to the camera whenever your owner (Harry) get's into another one of his scrapes.
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DerFarm, you could play the old and wise, but really, really ugly alien, who was here when this was all fields, and remembers how things used to be.
Sopht, you could be DerFarms pupil, learning all there is to know from the Master, and of the old ways. (Incidentally, when you learn it all, you then kill The Master, and cross over to the dark side)
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IanP, you're owld duffer in the corner, who sits with his pipe and a glass of sherry, not doing very much. One day you'll save the world tho.
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and John can guest star as the Voice Of Charlton Heston.
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BLOODY SHERRY JOKES, CANT TAKE MUCH MORE, MUST RESIST PUMBERLING ANY ONE WHO SAYS IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BANG, SPLAT, DRIBLE
(we appolagise for Ian, as he has just spontaneously combusted, the cleaners are wiping his remains away from his monitor and the creators are going back to the cloning vats to try and make a more docile Ian. normal services will resume shortly)
I'd say that was one beaten man. Prolly all that sherry he drinks...
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Hello my name is Sven, and I am from sweden
<Gaffer enters the rooms, feather in hair, high kicking as if his life depended on it>
Dah dah dah daaaaaahhh
Morning chaps...
Morning laddy, hows ting and ting?
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PaulW,
Is your email address current?
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Frank of 'linked server' fame
Hello, my name is Sven, and I am from sweden
Ras claaarrrr!! Statring to celebrate the festive season, now the workload has descreased. Only this missing are pissed secretaries...
we be having wonderful weather here in sweden with the wonderful snow and the mighty moose. My sister was once bitten by a moose
[Edited by Ianpbaker on 01-11-2001 at 05:43 AM]
Your sister is a moose!
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she was bitten really badly .........
(Again we do appolagise for Ian's behavior, the cloning didn't go to well and the people responsible have been sacked. thankyou for your patience)
Moose tav been sore...
That was so bad it was sic!
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Right I've been to AA and I'm getting over my "s-word" problem. I'm on the road to recovery and I need support, so could no-one please say the s-word. with your help I can get over this problem
What Sven?
Or Sweden?
Sex maybe?
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Thirty One Hundred.
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