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I have pumped the ungandan sheffif :(
Stický keys are like glue: they are great for dessert but crap when you need a partner
I have evaporated in the moose-flaps, honey fetch me the squid-pumper.
Pork or not, I will have your head in my bed
You are an isotope of the letter-j
An intensive rope? why you must be a dork
turns my sickle bonzibuddy killer gland into fleshless lumps
I am a hermodinozed-viking and my lucky number is 238.
Or the other fish is froning batter.
stainless snow inside your unsharp eyes glows the fire out of pool
I am quite relaxed about you boating experiments
Sky, you white thing above my feet, detonate your bloody week and I shall bring skippings into my board phasor
I am elervating my saddles to the height of exactly 2.31 metres
Now you added liver into my life
Liver is the main food of Sharab the Goat.
Ju häv vajoleted dö lå
Vikings retched my volcamic dustbin... twice :(
unstable heck, we can't even move without breaking livers and bones
I can't establish you're pulbatic humerings, pehaps you should call a dentist.
Wealthy, healthy, stealthy, Delphi.
Heeby-jeeby seedy, weedy VB.
Trembly Assembly.
Rascally Pascal.
Oval Office Cobol boffins.
Under Qualified Fortran 95
Herrings are nice.
Notta-lotta-costa Hostas, good for liver complaints.
Tolstoy asked me to disrupt your cousin's experimental Helicopter ejector seat tests, due to adverse undergarments.
For 'twas the night before next, forsooth, thine pleasant nostril haft withered whence mine ornamental satellite dish frome yts accustomed throne beneath the west alcove.
Dromidary or Bactrian, you can't get off the first, can't stay on the second, which to choose for transporting magnetic media to Luton Bus Station? Discuss.
Surround liver with bones and as a citizen Benin, your parser shall be abducted. No exceptions, no bonzi buddies
Did you volumate outside the wooden trumpet?
I would trundle your wood-vine, kirk kirk.
Why do all those names in that REM song all have the initials "LB"?
For sale: Superconducting duct tape, esp good for securing posters to walls, soccer scarves around necks and the loose leg on your local school's third ping-pong table from the right. Must be kept in a hermetically sealed atmosphere, away from bright lights, strong odours and coniferous house-plants. Superconducting range: -2C to +45C. Special 2 for 1 deal, £16,645,776,705.95 while stocks last.
Did you permeate that fluffy sea-horse?
Yes, the corrott was ignited to Friday!
Many has fluffed :(
The fluffy squid has returned looking nonplussed
The first one ignited nicely; the second one just calmly ate its orange.
Mr Fluffy looks rather tense.
Kevin wondered about the size of it, then went for a cabbage juice.
John Prescott jumped off his oversized zebra and screamed "Anymore bee's legs?"
The lemon soup passed through Gowondoland at a huge rate of knots.
When he was sad he just stated simply *Raddishes!* and went about his business.
Foinder poider, glauber, fench, langclrebber, Schnibber.
Fusterlasky
fiskybunkufresn, buggtilf.
I'm just making this toast up as I go along, if it offends in any language please disregard it and translate into your language of choice! harbor harbung trellifginskildankiposkoggletange, hurdle assembler.
gufgufgufugufugufeddle - lymph nodology.
My, those teeth look very long and sha...
The annual flapping barber competition has been postponed :( again
First there was and then there wasn't and now there's just saddness:(
Every Thursday the naked Bishop climbs aboard the elephant's castle.
Is the castle of the elephant the first choice? I wouldn't have thought the mouse would stand for that!:eek:
Jeffrey climbed back inside himself, still looking for the elusive third potato.
The third potato sat very still for fear of being discovered. He knew he was the last hope of the vegetable kingdom.
Star Wars Episode II: The Attack of the Tubers!
The Potato King cursed quietly as the spud informed him that the humans had discovered his master plan.
Meanwhile back on Earth:
- "Tell me Paspartou, is it not written that the Potato is a kind of Nut?"
- "I have not yet happened upon such wise words in any of the sacred writings oh great and supreme ruler of Basingstoke"
- "We must wage war at once, pending a full study of nut/potato evolutionary diversity, of course, but I surely didnt need to patronise you in your duties."
- "You do me too much honour master, here, take my left arm as a token of my loyalty to Basingstoke Borough Council."
- "You are hereby promoted to Chief Sycophant"
The Potato King contemplated arming the spud with a sword but figured he would poke his eyes out.
I have nugged upon the pastry apron of the gigantic chicken who lays the biggest effulent of crusty parrott mule thing. Hurbs.
As the sun set upon the turnip she packed her bags and never looked back.
The last moth has truncated the camel, so what becomes of the pessimistic turkey?
The turkey eloped with the discarded shelving bracket and they are now weltering, hooling and furling.
Your gannets are fenderring on the bonnet on my 1976 Astra!
rare beast spotted...
Corridors give me the horn!
jumpity jump, bumpity bump went the spring loaded tomato. Squish went the hobnailed boot.
In spite of the warnings, the squid throbbed ferociously!!
The sea urchin queen bumped the chair to restore it to its rightful place in the ocean of threads.
you're baarkin' mad you are. heehee, where's my other head rolled off to?
Actually, I'm barrking mad said the sea urchin queen whilst dining on the deliciously, delightful mullet.Quote:
you're baarkin' mad you are
nooooo, you're definitely barkkin' mad your highness. Pardon the mess but me bowls aren't what they used to be. Attached that is.
Danger! Cold Toastie Approaching.
The sea urchin queen hid inside Bonker's teapot to wait for the danger to pass.
N*wsFlash
******* ********* was caught ******* a ****** on the Vatican steps, he was immediately arrested for gross indecency in public and also questioned on suspicion of cruelty to the ******.
An local veterinarian later confirmed that he was satisfied that the ****** had not been harmed in any way, due to Mr *********'s microscopic *****.
After the area had been thoroughly **********, the public was allowed to resume normal **********.
**** ****, in Rome for The BBC ***** Service.