Two Word Story

apple pie

while bathing

in juicy

complain memorandums

hating every

single paperclip

thrown from

the stove

's yellow nostril

outside the

sperm factory.

in Tijuana.

Did you

See my

ridiculously large

cork soaking

grey poupon

that blew

grey poupon

to the

rabid chipmunk

that climbs

laundry mountains

and eats

horse livers

for tea

and cries

Oh my

goddamn toe!

is being

gobbled up

by Bodwad

the silly

toe gobbler.

I urinate

I am

therefore I

also urinate.

Trojan backslappers

also urinate.

But then

Mother ****ers

jumped out

the bathroom

and urinated.

The bushes

waved from

the balconey

which fell

in a

puddle of

visualAd's urine.

But then

four moderators

urinated on

mendhak's head

causing it

's explosion and

large mogotts

raped manavo.