I feel crumby :)
The next person prays in the missionary position
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I feel crumby :)
The next person prays in the missionary position
I swear to God.. every time I have prayed it was in the Missionary Position..
The next person plays the accordian really well......with their feet
That's the reason I can't stand up ;)
The next person is a turtle ;)
Well, int he bath actually, I'm not havign a shower fitted until end of July.
The next person is wearing pink, fluffy earmuffs
Yeah those morons next door are making so much noise;)
The next person has breast implants;)
Not true... they are all mine;)
The next person licks their own belly button
:( Missing ribs are painful :o but then again ... u know why dogs emm .. ok will stop now..
[interlude .. 1-1 england sweden :o ]
The next person is an unadulterated sex maniac in clothes shop dressing rooms :o
I wish I remembered to turn off that camera first though!:o
The next person to post has a warped sense of humor.
Regular jokes are boring. I like left field ones better.
The next person thinks they are really funny.
Especially after I've had a quart or two of tequila.
The next person is holding my colon hostage. :(
Give me $1 000 000 or the colon gets it.
The next person wears vinyl leotards.
No you don't get to see me, Blinky.
The next person uses white-out on their monitor when they make mistakes.
Well that's what they taught us in dumb blonde secretary school!
The next person is the love child of Celine Dion and Kenny Rogers!
:eek: Oh well I had too findout one way or another:p
he next person is is having an affair with John Howard.
It's not my fault :(
next person sits on hedgehogs :eek:
No wonder I have a sore Butt.
The next person buys something just for the fun of it
Yep, I like buying things for the hell of it. I'm very random like that. The next person gets a hug :)
Yay that me:)
The next person likes me:)
Well you're always nice to me :)
next person collects purple pens :)
It is getting was boring always writting it purple I should steal pens of diff colors;)
The next person likes teddy bears:)
I have so many teddy bears :)
next person wears funky clothes :)
In my dreams I wear funky clothes;)
The next person drives a big red car;)
A Ferrari to be exact;)
the next person was adopted by The lead singer for Incubus:confused:
and I'm very scared!
The next person uses baking soda as underarm deodorant.
Gets a bit fizzy if I've been running though :eek:
The next person uses their underwear to strain cheese.
Doesn't everyone? :confused:
The next person slurps their partner "to see if they taste funny" before telling them a joke!
Well that's because Ping always forgets to leave me a towel.:eek:
the next person has a bath tub of mashed potato.
Well it's so much better than the mashed pumpkin;) :p
The next person plays the bed flute every night
*toot toot*
the next person is as great a musician as Jimi Hendrix
...is now
VINDALOO ! VINDALOO ! VINDALOO ! ...
:D
Next person is a shortarse with a filthy temper and a green cap on his head
Ahh sure and bigora, it's because I'm a leprecorn so I am. Anyway shut you're stupid fecking comments! :mad:
The next person sits side saddle on their chair and pretends that they're show jumping.
Only when there is someone else in the chair;)
The next person smiling at the monitor wondering why it never smiles back....
It gets a bit boring getting no answer:p
The next person is a novice programmer;)
VB Code:
Cheap and reliable
Next person is courting a guinea pig
Dang but it's a cute one too;) now where did I put that pvc pipe...hmmmm
The next person suggestively licks their lips and rubs themselves.. in development meetings
only after encouragement ;)
the next person swears violently using words like "poop!", "willy!" and "tickle tackle!"
rats! darn it! shoot!
The next person always walks around their chair three times before being seated.
I need the exersize :(
The next person has blubery lips
I need the extra size to hold my tongue in.
The next person has a soft spot for llamas.
they're so soft and warm :)
the next person cuddles their toilet before use
I bow to the porcelain god :D
the next person wallpapers their house with post-it notes.
They all have phone messages I forget to pass on :eek:
the next person 'bottom burps' in lifts and runs away
Yup, I sure do - just as two people are entering.
The next person is a humourless sod.
What's so funny about that? :mad:
The next person sings merrily to other people in public toilets
oohh Shammy Bo
The next person bends banans for a living
I need some sort of social life :(
The next person thinks they are an Emu
They even shake my hand afterwards.
The next person has sniffed the toes of the whole Colombian football squad.
Yep...they use coca as foot powder!
Then next person refuses to believe that they aren't invisible.
How did you know? I know you can't see me, so how did you know eh? :mad:
The next person snifs bicycle seats after people have used them
I sniff many things! ;)
The next person has a secret fascination with cheese.
It's not a secret anymore! :rolleyes:
the person below me has enticing earlobes.
Glad you like them barrk. I spend a lot of time on them.
The next person has an embarrasing disease.
Yeah but I don't want to talk about it.
The next person walks to work.
If I'm in a hurry, I skip.
The next person is comprised of millions of tiny gibbons.
The other day I saw a David Suzuki doco about micro organisms on the human body... apparently something like 90% of our solid mass is made of these little gremlins... now it really didnt have that much eff... oops time for another shower......
The next person notices how tangents develop :)
tangents, sines, all that trigonometry stuff just really gets my engine going purrrrrrrrrrrrr!
the next person has an alligator handbag!
the aligator put up a bit of a fight, but in the end we settled for swapping myelectric toothbrush for it :rolleyes: :D
The next person can't type vowels in their posts....
And he keeps chasing me around the sewers wanting it back
The next person ate a wichety grub last Thursday and lived to tell the tale :eek:
Pffffffffffft **** *** tws my trn!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
the aligator put up a bit of a fight, but in the end we settled for swapping myelectric toothbrush for it :rolleyes: :D
The next person can't type vowels in their posts....