The worms are crying, "Bring out the bovines!!!!"
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The worms are crying, "Bring out the bovines!!!!"
We share 50% of our DNA with bananas.
Being factual in the Golden Chair will lead to excess gas.
:eek:
Educational Golden Chairs are less appropriate than Mormon silverback gorillas. :(
Now appearing in the Velvet Room, Undulating Elephants!
Strapping a quantity of marmalade baps to his rear-end, he was instantly catapulted to Poole, in Dorset.
When beating a dead horse, always be careful to use an upward stroke.
The GM salmon are flying again.
Corned Beef is rarely recommended for international Pigeon Fanciers.
He needs a double top, the crooked freisan said
Where'd I put my mop, the sandals pointed to Fred
ALBERT!!!!!
Fix a blue anaconda, and I'll be your sister
The raindrops shatter the hedgehog's illusions.
All
of
a
quiver.
Just call me Duck Shock Pinky.
My left thigh is a ne'er-do-well.
When the eagles become exhausted, Kevin makes his move!
It is written on ancient parchment that the third crow is always the largest.
Igor raged at the jam festival.
Bring your nipple closer to the cheesegrater.
All my eyes are lemon-scented.
"Why?", asked the marigold.
"With chocolate all things are possible", responded the daffodill.
"Why?", asked the marigold.
"With chocolate, all things are possible", responded the daffodill.
If you insist on tormenting me, I shall be forced to call the hampsters!
They've moved the cupboards. Why? Why would they do that?
The tomatoes crept stealthily through the once Golden town of Chair, seeking the one they called Miracle Grow.
It was blue, and it moved really, really fast.
Melvin's favourite pudding is Poot drowned in Brake Fluid.
Why do you question the word of the squid?
Even the cerise hat didn't do the mongoose any favours.
The mongoose ate the cerise squid as a favour to the hat
Eelevate the hampsters and send in the hedgehogs. This is war!!!
Remove the antlers for their coke bottles are not straight.
Release the pearls. The swine approach!
Excuse me, are you using that jackrabbit at the moment???
My plans for the jackrabbit include feathers, a beer stein, and a small woollen glove.
The feathers will never surrender to the evil plans of the jackrabbit juicer!
My shoes pinch so much that feathers are powerless.
The evil shoes will be overcome by the peaceful intentions of the floating featherheads.
Uncle Maureen is shaped like a shaven baboon's nostril, and my elbow is just as fat!