Dr Dis,
Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?
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Dr Dis,
Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?
It's gravitational pull does it's quantum mechanics magic on your neurons.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Actually, that question would be from Timeshifter's gravitational pull. The moon is innocent this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dr Dis,
Why are you so funny?
I was born with an extra funny bone. Granted, I'm lacking a few fibular, but every silver lining has its cloud, no?Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
really?
No, but it makes a great ice breaker at parties. People are easily confused and it makes life great fun.
Dear. Dr. Dis...Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
What? :confused:
Dr Dis,
Why do we have equal post count?
Dr Dis,
When will I reach that post count?
Dr Dis,
When did I reach that post count?
Dr. Dis,
Why do forumites harp on and on about utterly useless "features" such as post count and reputations?
And mods... :eek: Just kidding... :afrog:
The moon did not influence your question. It was innocent that time. The influence came from Timeshifter and his gravitational pull.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
It's because a few electrons are late from a movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
I am not omniscient, just a wise Doctor. But, it was probably when you stretched your arm out for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Forumites are part of the 'legendary masses'. Legendary masses tend to be quite large. Have you ever seen a 'quite large' person? They tend to have some superfluous things like lots of extra fat. Legendary masses are like that, except they don't have fat (that I know of), they have features.Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
My [slight] apologies if I offend anyone with this post, but I'm tired of political correctness and it's bloody well true.
Dr Dis,
Is it necessary to get along with other people in the office?
No. Throw bananas. Half the time the other's will think it's funny. That's when you can break out the grapefruits.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
Do you think it is a wise idea to visit Denver in January?
I live in the Denver Metro. January is usually a safe month, rarely do we get blizzards then. Of course, we may still have four feet of snow from December,,, but that's impossible to predict.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Wise idea? No. Never a wise idea to come to Denver at any time for any reason.
Dr Dis
Are you a hermit?
It would seem that way to many. While in reality, I get out a lot, unfortunately most of the time that it is out on the web. I need a monitor that acts as a tanning light too...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
Dr. Dis,
Why are we here?
Dr Dis,
What was the last movie you watched?
Dr Dis,
Why did they not believe you in the beginning and now, 500 something posts later, they are still coming back for answers?
Dr Dis,
Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?
Dr Dis,
Why is timshifter subscribed to this thread?
Didn't you read my last question? I'm not!
Because you clicked the link. Hey, your fault, not mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProphetBeal
Panic RoomQuote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
I started using my magical powers after the first hundred. The powers are kinda like alchohol. You keep coming back for more, but you're never quite sure why.Quote:
Originally Posted by NPassero
You should right a 300-page diatribe and disertation to each of the moderators and admins.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
can you use your magical powers on women ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Read it, then again, then again, then again. Then take it back:D
Is that a horror movie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Dr. Dis,
What is the best time to leave office?
It works to the same extent. No one wants to marry alchohol, unfortunately.Quote:
Originally Posted by NPassero
Technically it's 'Drama'.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
After your work is finished but before you punch out.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr. Dis,
1. Why do people ask you pointless questions?
2. Please explain the point of quantum physics? (The point C on graph 3.9)
3. Why are all of these "irrelevant" processes running on XP?
4. What is the extent of a SAN covering three different environments?
5. What does the acronym PSI stand for?
6. Why do people refer to tyre pressure as "Bar"?