I'm all yours
the next person wets themselves whenever a bus drives past.
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I'm all yours
the next person wets themselves whenever a bus drives past.
Well, they make really scary noises and look just like my Gran.
The next person plays skittles with dwarves.
Oh damn, lost all my skittles. :(
The next person will die a horrible, horrible death.
Yes, but they cheat! :mad:
The next person jumps into relationships without thinking!
fancy going out one day Katie?
the next person laughs and snorts up the drink
Man, that stings when it comes out your nose!!!!!
The next person likes to play with their toes!
I get them stuck in the tap.
The next person explodes at regular intervals.
<FFOOMMM!!>
the next person can only but dream of having sex with other people
bad habit
The next person is mine too
:(
the next person walks around on their hands on tuesdays
it saves on shoe-leather
the next person has 3 inch long nasal hair
and it hurts when I pluck them :(
The next person carries a tune in a bucket!
but I have to make sure I don't spill any bars
the next person is a chubby teddy bear :)
Just call me Pooh!
The next person has an irritating habit of hissing their s'es!!!
whatsss wrong with that my precioussssss
:eek:
the next person suspiciously sniffs their fingers every so often.
not as often as I'd like :D
The next person uses a corn cob to smooth their golden locks!
I like the smell
the next person has the cutest avatar :cool:
awwwwwwwww :)
The next person reminds us that "We are not alone" and pouts like Gillian Anderson. :cool:
:p
The next person is pretending to be me.
I'm parksie
the next person doesn't break eye contact when talking to someone and then follows them for 5 steps
I don't do that anymore after the restraining order!
The next person skips when they think no one is looking!
I didn't know anyone had noticed
the next person has half of their body 4 sizes bigger than the other half
My head is not that big!!!!!!!!
The person below me is whistling "God Save the Queen" slightly off-key!
"GOD Take the Queen" slightly off-key :D
The next person is mine too
*strains against leash*
The next person once had fun with a bidet ;)
That's TWICE
The next person...emmmmmmmmm..
is mine too
I hope i'm your favourite!
The next person can write with their feet
I've got prehensile toes!!!!!!
The next person eats peas with their fingers!
Well i'm not going to use chopsticks am i?!?!
The next person can predict the future.
I knew you were going to say that!!!!!!!!! :eek:
The next person saves newspapers in case they run out of toilet paper!
And if the newspapers run out i just use the toilet brush ;)
The next person can recite the alphabet backwards in under 1 minute...
z x y.........ummmm....nope......z y x w.......is a minute up yet?
The next person hands out pamphlets to the "Save our Octopus" Foundation.
I've got to get the message out to the people.
The next person is currently watching 'Have I Got News For You' on BBC1
It's playing behind my eyelids right now!! How did you know?
The next person has an affinity for using superlatives!
Thanks a bundle for that WONDROUS description of myself, O gorgeous Katie of the Californians! :D
The next person is sitting under the person after them...
get off me you lout!!!!
The next person wishes I would wiggle just a little more!!!!!
you gotta wiggle it, just a little bit
the next person its skitzo.
I am not! Yes you are! Shut up! No, you shut up!
The next person thinks basil has mind-altering qualities.
*puff*
whooaaaaaaaa.... :eek:
The next person frequently tries to impress their boss by plaiting their 3-inch nasal hair.
Nah, I just pluck them!
The next person can sing "I've Got a Loverly Bunch of Coconuts"while standing on their head!!!!!