Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Men are what their mothers made them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
Serge Gainsbourg
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
Ed Gardner
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I don't make mistakes; I experiment and occasionally get unusual results. Tough times never last, but tough people do.
Smoking takes years off you...
If I had never smoked I'd be eighty-four by now:D
Katie - wouldn't be trying to get to 3000 all by yourself would you?
Cheers,
P.
From every egg.. a bird I SAY From Every Egg a Bird!
Skeen,
You definitely need a lie down. Is the Whisky making you frisky?:D
Cheers,
P.
nOt usually, but with all this cold whether larger doses may induce unknown reactions in me little peg legs! Ooh Ah
I usually find that things are better after a large whisky...
Cheers,
P.
Looks like this thread became the Chit Chat forum ;)
Well there are nearly 3000 posts...
Cheers,
P.
Like I said somewhere back around 1500 posts, at least my name will go down in VB-World history!
Yay!
With these powers, I could become...
POST RACE MAN!!!