u could of kept track of every one who posted. cause ur #2 so u c this every day.
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u could of kept track of every one who posted. cause ur #2 so u c this every day.
r u felling ok?
is anybody gona repond to my posts?
Yes. :)
Well - maybe John will keep the query up as an extra page?
Hello.
/me winning.
P.
Not for long!
No coffee but still sharp as a pin eh?
Do you do ANY work?
Cheers,
P.
I try to avoid it if at all possible!
Good strategy - note my post count:D
P.
Good post count...but you're still losing!
I am? Damn.
P.
The truth hurts doesn't it?
I win!!!
nope
No sense of dignity. Whatever happened to respecting your youngers?
;)
Oh, and look for the dirty jokes forum on forums.phpsquare.com
Guess who's moderating... (not me)
dirty jokes....me? What makes you think I'd be interested in that?
Okay...so how many posts have you made here?
700?
I think that explains it ;););)
Ok...maybe you're right! But I'm winning!
Hey - our Dirty Jokes forum's missing a moderator...you want the job? ;)
Speak to Dennis if you're interested.
That useful post later, I'm winning!
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford,
and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your
invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world. " As
a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." Ford thinks
about it, and says, - "I want to hang out with God Himself." So, the
befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to
God. Ford then asks God, - "When you invented Woman, what were You
thinking?" God asks, "What do you mean?" "Well," says Ford, "You have
some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous. Just to name a few.
"Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial
Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In
no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then
turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but
according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than
yours.