yo dennis my spliff smokin friend from across the pond
howz **** crackin??
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yo dennis my spliff smokin friend from across the pond
howz **** crackin??
I'm pretty good :) Just bored :oQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
DENNIS!!!!!!!!!!
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How's one of my favorite kids?????
Don't be bored!!!!! Let's pick on Parksie...that ought to make the day go by;)
Ok..... I'll start....
So Mike, I heard your mum was whoring herself out for $5 last weekend..... Why the sudden increase in price? She gave it to me for nothing :eek:
Let's pick on Parksie...not his MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch it or I'll start picking on you Dennis;)
Awwww poor parksie
we all love Parksie............he can dish it out so he needs to be able to take it!:D
Ah ok then, have to watch what I'm saying though in case they're listening
*drowns in the crowd of voices
:D
Don't kid yourself, Pix....they are always listening. You just have to be bold and decide to say it anyway........consequences be damned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can make funny faces at me but they will never silence me!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?
When the food tastes funny.
A man with a fifty inch ***** goes to the doctor complaining that he can't get any women. The doctor says, 'Well, I can't help you, but I know a witchdoctor who can'. So the man goes to see the witchdoctor, and the witchdoctor tells the man to go to the lake, and that when he gets there, he will see a magic frog. All he has to do is ask the frog to marry him. When the frog says 'no', his ***** will shrink ten inches.
So, the man goes to the lake and sees the frog. 'Frog,' the man says, 'will you marry me?'
'No!' says the frog.
Suddenly, his ***** was only forty inches long.
Well, that's good, but I need it shorter, the man thinks to himself. Once again, he asks the frog, and his ***** shrinks ten inches. Now he is down to thirty inches. That's pretty good, but it could be a little shorter, he thought. So the man asks the frog to marry him, and in a furious rage the frog answews ' for the last time! NO! NO! NO!'
I thought about a carreer as a watch maker
but who wants to sit around and make faces all day?
lol, then its like mikes...
A boy was at a public pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!''
The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!''
''Not from the diving board!'' shouted the lifeguard
damn you katie, posting before me...
Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.
Yo Mama'so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house
*still drowning in the crowd