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I lke the cheese shop, millow von pastry uoohty
truly, expected serruptitious turbidity incorporated calf's lifelong earlobes, but only at slightly lower altitude than its indigenous haggis acquaintances, from Dudley zoo.
The lighted pictures in the doorway are beginning to rise
Swut, Turlingdrome, B*lgium, your a real hoopy frood, you know that, Gallumbits.
Yes, but the fish have no choice in the matter, there's no RCC in the North Sea.
Tench.
I built it out of marum verum, but it all got a bit yellow.
Nothing saddens me more than the *plink* *plink* *yaoll* of a rendering dutchman.
I have returned said the eggplant........care for more parmesan?
The sound of sea lions often affends. Well, fish anyway.
I will fish and cook them with raddished in spite of whatever anyone else says!
I have shorter strides than a marsh wiggle.
Mine are that way also.
I always thesaloose rumbellamine fiskydabs trank.
Just imagine that while hooling and furling.
Earn more limpets by borking.
Waiter! There's a quasar in my soup! :mad:
I legally entitled to 73% of your giblets.
When icy, take a melon and squish vigorously.
But why won't it inflate?
It is the habit of the porcupine to roll, shuffle and snort......in that order!
Its all very well praising the Egyptians for building the Pyramids, but what impresses me is how they got that 23,861 ton bar of marzipan to balance on edge atop the Sphinx's left ear.
Explain that one Mertle the Torsoise.
Captain Slog, Additional:
Barbie hasn't got one and Bin Laden is one.
When taken quite literally he can be flogged at a garden party.
Someone wearing a cravat has eaten all my Gorillas :mad:
In the worst of times it is prudent to wear a hat.
When Jemima turned into gravy, everyone gawped.
Why, oh why, can't we turn the caterpillars around?:(
:eek: Somebody's done a William Shatner in my Bathroom.
What lovely icicles you have, my dear! May I lick them??
Dear Santa,
Kindly arrange the following :
Would it be possible to see the following themes in a Star Trek episode ?
The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered before.
The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists who are all perfectly all right.
The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden-like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.
The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform, wearing a silly hat.
The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a strange alien plague, for which the cure is found in the well-stocked sick-bay.
An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface to the Enterprise's computer, only to find out that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.
A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a 'fuse'.
The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.
The Enterprise separates as soon as there is any danger.
The Enterprise gets involved in an enigmatic, strange, and dangerous situation, and there are no pesky aliens they can blame it on in the end.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence which they easily pacify with candy.
The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in no way connected with the 20th century.
Somebody takes out a shuttle and it doesn't explode or crash.
A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, and some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.
The shields on the Enterprise stay up during a battle.
The Enterprise visits the Klingon Home World on a bright, sunny day
An attempt at undermining the Klingon-Federation alliance is discovered without anyone noting that such an attempt, if successful, "would represent a fundamental shift of power throughout the quadrant."
A major character spends the entire episode in the Holodeck without a single malfunction trapping him/her there.
Picard doesn't answer a suggestion with "Make it so"!
Picard walks up to a replicator and says, "Coke on ice."
Counsellor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.
Mood rings come back in style, jeopardizing Counselor Troi's position.
Worf and Troi finally decide to get married, only to have Kate Pulaski show up and disrupt the wedding by shouting, "Did he read you love poetry?! Did he serve you poisonous tea?! He's MINE!"
When Worf tells the bridge officers that something is entering visual range no one says "On screen."
Worf actually gives another vessel more than 2 seconds to respond to one of the Enterprise's hails.
Worf kills Wesley by mistake in the holodeck, (pity this wasn't done in "Deja Vu" then we could have seen it 5 times without rewinding the tape).
Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy git, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change.
Wesley saves the ship, the Federation, and the Universe as we know it, and EVERYONE is grateful (including the Net).
The warp engines start acting up a bit, but then seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius Wesley Crusher.
Wesley Crusher tries to upgrade the warp drive and they work better than ever.
Beverly Crusher manages to go through a whole episode without having a hot flush and getting breathless every time Picard is in the room.
Guinan forgets herself, and breaks into a stand up comedy routine.
Data falls in love with the replicator.
Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode. [or even: Kirk (or Riker) meets an attractive woman and does not fall in love.]
The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive.
An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale.
Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.
Kirk's hair remaining consistent for more than 1 consecutive episode.
Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt. (Or even, Kirk DOESN'T get into a fistfight...)
Kirk doesn't end up kissing the troubled guest-female before she doesn't sacrifice herself for him.
Scotty doesn't mention the laws of physics
Spock isn't the only crew member not affected by new weapon/attack by alien race/etc!! due to his "darn green blood" or "bizarre Vulcan physiology" and thus he cannot save the day.
Thank for your kind waste basket
Yours faithfully,
Jim Nutcracker, Fireworks merchant PhD.
PS : Could I have a new Martian Sandbuggy for my newt ?
That reminds me of a nice damp lettuce.
Help! My epididimus is on fire!
no it's not
You should have seen that bottle.
Why did you do that when you know it upsets the aardvark?
*Swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze* ;)
Why did the Zombie do the twist instead?!?!?!
Down the river on a large slipper with nothing but a red feather for company.
When the Christmas goose pinches, squeak!
Sitting playing with building blocks and an Ent.
I refuse to submit to the flogging unless you provide all seven courses.
My Aunt Megan used a lamshade to circumcise her Television
My cousin's worms are definitley turning.
I once went orienteering between Nelson Piquet's matching leather holdalls, not much room but there sure were a lot of nonplussed cardigan manufacturers bustling for a go at the manual candyfloss machine.
Daler once put green turkey inside the big yellow marshmallow paperweight.
That's OK, I'm a hoobar-bartoot.
Daler harboot-toobar!
Did you ejaculate on the randy toaster?
And on the right you can now see the the finest telephone socket in the known universe, the elf attempting to steal its purse is actually an unemployed barrister from Leeds called Patrick.
The socket was once installed in the house of the actor that played Lt. Gruber in 'Allo 'Allo several years ago. It was removed from that location due to family problems in Newcastle.
It had a cameo role in "Laurence of Arabia", careful viewers will see it underneath Omar Sharif's saddle, just after he shoots that bloke at the oasis.
It has a clam fetish.
I double-clicked the dirty pencil with my bling bling.
My Peruvian Bedpan plays Mango Heaving with Ducks.
When spirits are high I go swirling in a dervish!
There's a nurse and a wood-pigeon laying cement on my surfboard :(
Yes, it is supposed to go "Ping" at this time of year. :)
My non-stick velcro factory was scuppered due to Roger's cholesterol count overflowing the upper left integer on page 18.
Bobbins, larch, asbestos and squashed buckminsterfullerene magnets.
I like tofu.
Good Lord! There's a Lama playing bingo in my fridge, fetch me the tenderiser.
The wonder that is the chair has fallen from the page of honor:(
On the cover of my "Margarines of the World" scrap-book I have emblazened a Stork tub lid. A finer spread you will be hard pressed to find without getting real butter.
My spleen's been catapuleted into the front garden of Joan Collins' house :mad:
What's to become of the gerbil when the liver is lost?
I've mooshed the seaboard and all that left is the undercurrent of the molten bush-cluck.
Hi
There's a chicken in my underpants!