Dr. Dis,
When does (A-B)-(B-C) = A-B?
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Dr. Dis,
When does (A-B)-(B-C) = A-B?
If you beg enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atheist
Dr Dis,
Please stay.
Somewhat, but definitely not all there.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
Not at all dead, unless you count a lot of my cells.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
King of what? I'll leave that to everyone's imagination...Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
When B=C, I'm not going into the sets thing that the 'real' answer is.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Dr Dis,
Will you say happy birthday to shakti today?
Most likely not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atheist
I know a few people who can answer that question for you... :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Oh, don't worry. I'm well aware of the answer. I just didn't want to burst his bubble too badly.
Dr. Dis,
Am i going to have a career in Law Enforcement or IT Networking?
Yes.
I really hope those aren't my only two options. Right now I'm in web development. At home I'm the IT Networker though.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
Dear Dr Dis,
Dear Dr Dis?
Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
I believe that you will have a job in IT that will provide work for Law Enforcement.
visualAd,Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
visualAd.
P.S. visualAd
Knowing some of the things I'm asked to do, I highly suspect you are correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
will i be a psychic IT admin for law enforcement?Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
No, you will be a writer of fortune cookies.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
interesting...
But Dr. Dis,Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Isn't that more or less what you do?
Dr.Dis,
One day might their be a war between MS and Mac Evangelists? And if so who will win?
Dr. Dis,
Why is it so hard to swallow 500ml of fluid with a single gulp? :confused:
I'm going to take a wild stab at this one and suggest that it's because your mouth doesn't even have the volume to hold 500ml. Ergo, it's not possible to gulp that much anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
This is an interesting observation. I prefer thinking of it as imparting wisdom to the masses. But I think fortune cookie writer applies best.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
This is identical to the "there might be was in the Middle East". Look around you, man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul M
As to the winner, my bet is on Linux.
Because of the state the substance is in. If you were to take that fluid and make it a manageable solid, then you could chew it back down to near-liquid consistency and consume it easily.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Or, if is was a gas, you could consume it much more easially, much like sucking air in for burping. Then again, after doing so you'd probably burp it right back out.
Party pooper.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
Dr. Dis,
Is 002 a number?
If so, should the government ban smoking?
002 is most definitely a number, .NET considered or not (and I prefer the latter).Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
The government should defend us from people who are destroying our liberties. If the government bans smoking then it destroying our liberties and should attack itself.
Note that an anarchist society is only theoretically possible. There are some things we should not have the liberty to do (murder, etc)
Dr Dis,
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he thought the road would back down and give in. So he attempted a little extortion - haven't we all? Let's just assume Western-style justice: innocent until proven guilty, not the old Napoleon method.Quote:
Originally Posted by cometburn
Dr Dis,
Will I ever become a Mystic Knight?http://epguides.com/MysticKnightsofTirNaNog/cast.jpg
One pimp and his three ho's.
nopeQuote:
Originally Posted by Atheist
I didnt ask you:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
I think that I will support and approve dclamp's answer this one time.
Consider yourself lucky.
good. because i am still practicing for when i take over your position when you drop dead :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
I hate to be the one asking questions in this thread, but are you plotting my death?
Dear Dr Dis,
Is it true that dclamp wants to kill you?
Yes. he told me all about it last night. PM me and I'll give you the details.
Why yes, it is true. I suspect something involving untamed lions.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
[dclamps thoughts]lions!? brilliant! i will add that to the plans![/dclamps thoughts]Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
I remember specifing untamed lions. Don't forget!
[dclamp command line] STORE: untamed lions [/dclamp command line]
Code:logging into www.dclamp.com...
Please enter user name:Coffee
Please enter password:ILoveVB
Authenticating...
Welcome to dclamp.com, home of the Whopper!
cd Deathplans
ED Plans (added reference to sharks and laserbeams)
logout
the password is ILovePHP
I thought it was ISuck...
your confused, we are not accessing you brain. common confusion!Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
If it has an "i" in front of it, it isn't mine. For the most part, I detest Apple. At least their computers and comp software. My iPod is nice, but I hate iTunes horribly.
Dr Dis,
When will this thread be forgotten?
that's what makes it ironic... we all know how much he prefers c#Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
It seems like a reoccurring dream, or nightmare. It just keeps happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atheist
As long as Dr. Dis exists, this thread will exist.
Dr Dis - will this thread exist as long as you exist or will someone pretend to be Dr Dis when you no longer exist?
Who says I'm not pretending already? But, no, I'm not pretending to be me, I am me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foxer
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maximilian
:eek: Not me!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianHof
Dear Dr Dis,
Why doesn't crptcblade give me his MSN? :cry: