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Ha! Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
You are a gentleman and a scholar! A community book is just what we need!Quote:
Originally Posted by formlesstree4
In fact, here it is:
The FAI That Could - The story of Moti Barski, a forum and the desparate efforts to stave off insanity
I've started it, but feel free to add and edit to it as you all desire. The password is vbforums1.
That site is a super easy site for online collaboration like this. We can even go back revisions if a certain someone deletes what we've already written ;)
And, don't forget to use the Battke Programming 2011 3rd Edition "book" as a reference!
Happy writing!
Here's something interesting to try
1. Read the section about making a human doll. The part about drilling a hole for the mouth and using hot water bottles aludes to its intended purpose.
2. Now, remember the writer's likeness from the Youtube videos.
3. Combine the two points and enjoy the mental image.
Did you read the first page of the book? This is what I aimed at! Except for the hole+warm water thing. But I'm sure we could throw that in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by baja_yu
Be sure to edit it!
I believe the Moti-vacated right out of this thread. And thus another fine chapter comes to an end.
That sucks. We were getting a good laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I think he'll be back though.
He'll be back to warn us when his AI becomes self aware and is about to take over the world.
Maybe we should build a robot to go back in time kill him before he creates it. It can be called "The Terminator"
But the robot could take sides with his AI and together they could create the Matrix.
I'm not sure the Matrx would come out of that. Probably something more akin to a psychadelic trance.
Like the "Happy ..... happy ..... happy ..... KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALASIA!" from Zoolander. =)
update request for wierddemon :
1 got a job passing flayers for a plumber, will use money for robot, bp chapter :
NAVIGATION FOR QUERIERS is prooving to be usefull, walking 15KM per day
2 contacted royal society (of science), and requested assistance for finding testers in my region
and reviews, and i was ignored, I believe theire actual job is to use scientific techniques to measure crap
3 working on bp 4
If that is really their job, you'd think they would have at least replied. What is the RS coming to:rolleyes:?Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
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floccinaucinihilipilification has a reverse effect on us
Yeah, those tradesmen'll skin you alive if you don't watch 'em.Quote:
got a job passing flayers for a plumber
That's what she said!Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Holy cr**, I didn't know they had scientific techniques to measure crap! Do they use colour, odour, volume, weight, density or what?Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...8/bono-is-crapQuote:
Originally Posted by honeybee
One of their more disturbing episodes. But still funny as hell :)
Did you actually invent that word? Your AI seems to be making rapid strides!Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
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What you mean you can get 'Holy Crap' too?, does the pope have to bless it ?Quote:
Holy cr**
No it's an actual word, there are different spellings of it but basically it means 'Valueless' or or of 'little value'.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
floccinaucinihilipilification has a reverse effect on us
Did you actually invent that word? Your AI seems to be making rapid strides!
What it means in the context of Moti's sentence i have no idea !
From the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary (the big 2-volume 1, 1992 edition):
Attachment 83407
So Moti's meaning was clear. It's the word "us" that worries me:rolleyes:.
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floccinaucinihilipilification has a reverse effect on us
No you have to intercept a pope's flush.
that's actually what i had in mind when i wrote itQuote:
Originally Posted by baja_yu
Kind of like a royal flush only more godly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Rat
Exactly!
A papal flush, to be precise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Well, it would have to be scientifically measured before its actual value could be ascertained. Or else we shall be accused of floccinaucinihilipilification!
PS: No, I didn't type the word.
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I encourage you to feel free to measure that as long as you so desire, and using any metric you want, just so long as it doesn't involve me. For my part, my estimation of its value is sufficient, and I have no desire to make any further measurements....but you go ahead.....whatever floats your boat.Quote:
Originally Posted by honeybee
Or whatever floats your floater.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
It's a crappy job, but somebody's gotta do it...
I have an uneasy feeling of sinking deeper into this game of crap. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
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I think I'll just pull up a stool and watch the show.
This thread Smells !!
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Originally Posted by Nightwalker83
I think that should be added to the tags.
That was my favorite response.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
....though now that I think of it, I have never really "pulled one up" before....rather the opposite, I suppose.
You've never had one peek out and then dart back in (usually painfully) ??
Mmmm. Mental images. This thread has gone to the dumps.
A turtle poking its head out?
As a fish biologist, you have surely made extensive study of the mud shark.
No, but I AM familiar with the brown trout.
13 pages, 519 posts and we're still going strong!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Yeah, except now we are the ones writing nonsense, not Motti.