taking... ages... to... type
and thus it was that the person after me did dress as Porky Pig and stalk in a park singing "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit..."
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taking... ages... to... type
and thus it was that the person after me did dress as Porky Pig and stalk in a park singing "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit..."
that's becuase I had an identity crisis and actually thought I was Elma thudd :p
The person who comes after me , is currently negotiating a price with satan for his/her soul :p
I wanted to pay 10 sheckles but Satan would only sell it for 8.
the next person owes me a special favour of my choice ;)
YEAH BABY :D !!!!!
Person below me is washing my car tomorrow!
now we're even from when you saved my grandma from a burning building!
the person below has been strategically shaved with a bread knife
That really hurt ouch ;)
The next person spends all their time in gentlemens clubs:eek:
..they've got lovely dancing girls ;)
the next person puts dope into childrens birthday cakes for the easy life. :eek:
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..they've got lovely dancing girls ;)
the next person puts dope into childrens birthday cakes for the easy life. :eek:
The next person puts dopey children into birthday cakes for a tasty meal.
Cub cakes :p
Next person lives in a litter box
it's amazing some of the things Ian throws away ;)
the next person laughs manically at the Silence of the Lambs, staring at other people in the rooms bellys and licking their lips.
You're my lunch now!
The next person is eating a moterbike
BRUM! BRunch.. mmm
the next person slaps others with fish
*Schlap*
The next person licks other people's toffee-apples.
http://image.pathfinder.com/time/pot...817/tongue.jpg
That toffee is mine !
Next person is a genetic experiment gone terribly wrong
it's not my fault you ****** :mad:
the next person is likely to combust at any moment.
<WOMF!!>
the next person pours water on me to put out the fire
Ian is always happy a damsel in no-dress :rolleyes: :cool: :D
the next person is more than happy to chop off my fingers to stop me posting such crap :D
*pee*
Whassat ? Water ? Well, That's what I did, didn't I ? The nerve of some people :rolleyes:
Next person is a cabbage in Oxford Street
I'd rather be a marrow :(
The next person is playing "Pocket Billards".
Sometimes a bloke needs "adjustment" :eek:
Next person is the same as the person in the 20.000th post submitted in the Post Race
i've had a bit of reconstructive surgery since then :o
the next person has an apple lodged up their nose
it knot fuddy :(
the next person wants to be like Micheal Caine
Not a lot of people know that.
The next person is stalking me...
I'm in the next stall... :eek:
The next person borrows their mum's clothes...
...the shoes are blistering my feet.
The next person is as bored as I am.
*yawn*
next person is as boring as Ranj :p:D
and proud of it :)
The next person is cuddly
Thanks sweets:D
The next person is my impersonator.
Confound it ! How did you know ?
Next person is a pinguin with gastritis
don't mock the afflicted
the next person sister in law to Yoda they are
She couldn't make, however I am just as wise am I.
The next person has to run around the room naked 7 times.
I'll do that later :)
The next person is my wife
How are u darling.. when will you be home? I never get any of the fun stuff out of you.. tidy up the living room.. I'm sure it's normal size
the next person has to put a flower between their bottom cheeks :cool:
*note to self, don't use a rose next time* :eek:
the next person was involved in a scanderlous affair with Mo Mowland.
I was on the rebound from Anne Widecombe.
The next person howls at my bedroom window every night.
you shouldn't poo out of the window when I'm walking past :eek:
the next person has borrowed my favourate dress and refuses to give it back. :(
It's mine :p
Next person !
I love you wally :cool:
Last person
the next person is mine:p
Bugger off nancy boy :p
Next person is an utter and complete ****