I've only had one user logged on all week and yet I have to sit here!!!
Bored, I'm soooooo bored!!!!!!!
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I've only had one user logged on all week and yet I have to sit here!!!
Bored, I'm soooooo bored!!!!!!!
I liked the snow white one!
Which user? What logon?
I'm at work...don't ask me why....they say to support the users....but I'm the only here...who needs my support...my family sure could but instead I sit here and wait for someone to logon....as if anyone would have problems with our superior application anyway!! Stupid, just stupid!
Hey...another page down!! How many more to go??
BTW...what's Grolsh?
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Exactly 10 pages (minus about 4 posts!) to go.
Grolsch is a sort of lager beer...it's brewed longer, for a fuller taste ;)
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software
Quote:
Wethern's Law:
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
I could use one of those about now!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Grolsch is a sort of lager beer...it's brewed longer, for a fuller taste ;)
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
Quote:
The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the bonds will
eventually mature.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Quote:
Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.
Her voice was little more than a whisper.
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go. I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."