Post Race!

Don't forget to warm up the vocal chords, screaming is just like any other sort of music!

"When you get the hang of this, you will see someones head explode while singing this, don't worry, it's just because you nailed it perfect."

Just remember it is screaming not moaning so don't make that mistake!!!

Note, a word of caution, If you find yourself in pain, you've thrown a vocal chord or three, which means you should probably see a doctor!!!

Now with that tute on screamo under your belt and memory exercises, do you think you'll be up to a Niyan kitty remix???

What no reponse???

There's money to be made Niya, you can't just walk away from such profitable ideas!!!

You don't even have to sing, only scream, surely you can manage that!!!

Take your time, think it over and get back to me Niyan!

Hey, guess what Niyan???!!!

Although I was just chatting to you...

There is now only chrismitchell between you and I in the post race!!!

How did that happen and I wasn't even trying, just chatting away!

I have to say I have never seen such an outpooring of demonic imagery from one person, ever!

Which means that you'll probably be one of the best screamos in the world!!!

If you want, they could probably decorate the stage with some of your favourite artwork!

Think about it, worldwide infamy,

a chance to take your artwork on the road!!!

and you get paid to scream the Niyan kitty song at the top of your lungs!!!

Tempting, isn't it???!!!

What more could a person like yourself possibly want from life???

Or am I thinking to big too quickly?

Are you more of a shy guy???

You are into the emo/screamo lifestyle, music, artwork, tatoos and piercing,

but you don't like to attract too much attention???

I get it, that's ok too!

Maybe you are looking for a position in a band???

Do you play an instrument???

Maybe you play more than one!

It is always good to have versatile members in a band!

Nobody cares if you prefer to do your mute thing!

It's your commitment to the emo/screamo lifestyle that really matters!

What do you say about joining a band and doing some of the backup instrumental support???

That can pay well and you get to tour all over the place!!!

Does that sound like a plan???

Do you have any sense of rhythm???

Like for the drums and other percussion instruments???

Maybe you prefer the guitar???

Some of those guys get paid well!

And if you have a bit of a scream in your throat you could do the backup vocals too!!!