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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

This is very much in the spirit of the post race. There's no doubt that barrk didn't write 7,000+ lengthy, unique, deeply insightful, missives. It's mostly just drivel, so Niya is right up there. In fact, we are rather witnessing history in the making.

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I wasn't so sure, so I decided to look at the first couple of pages of her posts and they read like that:

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Originally Posted by barrk

No drinking alcohol but you'll consider smoking???? (i.e barrk is anti smoking)

Mom's always watching...so behave yourself. Take two aspirins, rub your temples, have a nap and you'll feel much better!

Moms usually are...however most kids don't realize that until they don't have their Moms around to help them every day anymore! I hope the fast ends soon and your headache goes away. If you don't...

"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

I claim this thread in the name of Kathryn Barr...and declare it Katieville!....all bow to the Queen.

I draw the line at the image of naked dogs roaming wild throughout this site!

Great signature merlin but... because only has one "c"

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

Since Southern California borders on Mexico there are a lot of Spanish speaking Americans here. I was also required to take Spanish in high school and one year in college.

P.S. Good Morning!

Q - as in QUEEN of the last post!

R - as in read 'em and weep!

S - as in so sad

T - as in totally winning!

U - as in up yours???

V - as in victory!

X - as in X-tra good!

Y- as is YOU LOSE!

Z as in you snooZe, you looZe!

Actually...I do count my blessing every day. I have an awful lot to be thankful for! I'm a VERY lucky woman.

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Seems to me that Katie is playing by the rules and posting reasonably coherent complete sentences with a positive outlook for most of her posts, making her a good queen. What Niya is doing is just stupid and boring, for most of his post he hasn't written anything at all, and is overtly and deliberately trying to drag the entire thread down instead of playing according to the the spirit of the race!

dday9 is right, the way Niya is playing, one wonders if bringing the post race down is his primary goal??? Which is sad.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Also, this thread is hardly a tribute to Parksie. His was a sad story, but he's also one of the largest contributors to this thread, so before his untimely passing, he was a part of the madness. It would be a little strange to be a large contributor to your own tribute.

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I maintain the post race is still going at least in part due to Parksie, for example look at Cybersufer's avatar which says "for Parksie"! Moreover, I am not convinced the thread is madness, the relative sanity or craziness involved depends entirely on the posters in the race! In Niya's case he lost it entirely a long time ago!!!

B.T.W although Parksie's first page of posts were one word replies at least they were code like:

Code:

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void main() {
int i;
for(
i=0;i<5;i++
) {
cout <<
"Post Race!!!" << endl;
}
}

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From that point onwards Parksie only posts complete sentences. Like:

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Originally Posted by Parksie

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friend's nose.

Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.

Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

Would you rather have a 5-inch hard or an 8-inch floppy?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
-- Swami X

happiness, n.:
Having your Herpes (Type II) test come back negative.

Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex.

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That covers the top 2 posters in the thread: barrk (katie) and Parksie (Mike), what Niya has been doing is a disgrace by comparison!

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

In fact, we are rather witnessing history in the making.

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The worst poster ever? The end of the post race???