Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
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Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Never trust a dog to watch your food
When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a
special
postage stamp issued, with his picture on it.
He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of
international quality.
The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints
that
the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious.
He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate
the
matter.
The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then
reported
on the problem to Stalin.
He said:"Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem
is,
our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"
I
do
not
think
can
make
it
to
3000
posts
before
2001
by
myself
won't
someone