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you all are noobs. i will be come the leader of this thread.
I think this answers the previous question. However, Dclamp, your coup will not succeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
Dr. Dis how can we learn to dematerialize our bodies at will. This would be very useful for many reasons. For instance if you have a headache you just dematerialize your body and your head dematerializes along with it. No more head therefore no more headache. Also any type of body injuries could be remedied in the same way.
woot! i will change Dr Dis :)
Dr Dis,
What is emotion? What is love and hate? Is it real? Can a doctor see it with a microscope? If it's not real, why does it control us so?
Dr Dis,
What is the feeling of emptiness that humans feel? Do animals also feel it?
Laser photon canon. Just insert body in the matter-to-energy converter, and BAM! (literally), you're photon waves.Quote:
Originally Posted by EntityX
Emotion is caused when a synapse fires when it shouldn't. Love and hate occur when neurons get confused over the bad signals. Doctors can't see it with a microscope, but an observant one can spot it with the naked eye. Just hope you aren't naked at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foxer
When animals feel it, they eat. Just like humans. The emptiness is caused by a geospherical black hole inside of each creature. Usually this black hole is perfectly circular, but at times it will become more eliptical and start interfering with different things around it, which causes you to feel emptier.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
How can you survive inside a black hole?
You can't. But a black hole can survive inside you.Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
no...
If a black hole can survive in a CERT environment, why can't it survive in the amazing human body?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobalandi
That's right buddy, tuck that tail and walk!
pwnd
How can a geospherical (3-D) black hole be perfectly circular (2-D):confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Dr Dis,
It has been 2 weeks now that the phone line at home is down, hence no broadband internet and no fun, what can I eat at lunch with a budget of only 20php?
Dr. Dis,
How can a black hole survive inside a hairball?
rice
Dr Dis:
will mendhak get surgery to remove his 3rd eye, or surgery to get a 4th eye?
he will be served to mr. burnes to prove he's a bad candidate for mayor.
Dr Dis,
dClamp has started answering questions. :)
Dr Dis,
Why does sales tax keep changing from state to state?
If you combine the Chaos and String theories, you get ... not the answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Torc
However, how can a cow be a bull? Because a bull is a cow, but not always vice-versa. How can 3D matter be 2D? Because 2D matter can be viewed as 3D.
If the hairball keeps making it's roll for initiative and saving throws.Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
Surgery to get a 4th, then surgery to remove the 3rd.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
To get us used to that kind of news, then they'll spring the internet tax and we won't notice.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Or giant red-butted monkeys run the government offices.
Or both.
Dr Dis,
Can I call you Dis?
If I can own your soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
ooo!! Can I call him Fred?
Dr Dis,
So should I take that as a no?
Only if I don't get your soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
Dr Dis,
Should I run for the hills?
Wait until you see the abomination of desolation stand where it shouldn't be.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Dr Dis,
If a boat is sinking, what should I do?
Pray.
Swim
Dr. Dis,
How to sink oceanebelle's boat?
Torpedo ??Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
Dash her hopes??
both???
Dr Dis,
Why are all computer programmers so cynical?
Quickly read "How to Swim for Dummies", write a five-page essay on the finer techniques of the backstroke, and hope a rescue team finds you soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Because we have grown into a love/hate relationship with computers. When we love our computer, we don't want to be around people. When we hate our computer, people don't want to be around us.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
When I taught myself how to swim, there was no "How to Swim for Dummies" book. I just learned by careful observation and experimentation. Of course the classic "just dive in" way was the best to go about it. It's similar to having been thrown onto the sea inside an enclosed sack. Much like those escape artists your only hope is that the magic holds true this time.
:thumb:
Dr Dis,
Why do you only react to us at night?
Are you like those batman figures who only help us at night?
Dr Dis,
What was the question you answered most over and over again?
And do you answer the question the same way or by mood?
don't run for the hills. They have eyes.
Dr Dis,
There are times I lose my grammar. Why is this so?
Dr Dis,
No you don't have my soul. ?
Dr Dis,
What is the meaning of the gifts given in the song the twelve Days of Christmas?
Dr Dis,
Who do you think is behind Bhutto's assassination?
the meaning is obvious. The guy who wrote it had a bird fetish.
the song refers to the 12 days AFTER ChristmasQuote:
Originally Posted by Torc
I know the song is about the 12 days after christmas.
I am asking about the significance of the gifts given in the song.
the person has a bird fetish. thats all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Torc
Don't be silly; only an idiot would give presents after Christmas.
DCLAMP: Exactly right! (see post 710)
OH! thats where i heard it! lol. I was wondering where i heard that from. LOL! REP++!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
Dr Dis,
Will you stay?
Dr Dis,
Are you even there?
Dear Dr Dis.
Are you dead?
Dr Dis,
Am I king yet?