Dear Dr. Dis,
Is it wrong for me to drink whiskey out of an old boot?
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Dear Dr. Dis,
Is it wrong for me to drink whiskey out of an old boot?
Das Boot?
Use it in a contest, but remember to twist the boot at the end.
I see absolutely no problem with it. Though you may want to clean the boot first, and also make sure it doesn't leak.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
Dear Dr. Dis,
How do you guess if a person is suffering from clinical depression?
How did wossname become so awesome?
who is wossname?:wave: :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Ask them.
Dr Dis.
Is myspace better than orkut?
Yes.
If they have been spending a lot of time muttering about how great life is, they will soon realize their thinking is untrue, which will prompt them into depression.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
*slips hand under table, waiting for a greenback*Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Dear Dr Dis,
When you are dead, who will answer and advise us all our problems? :eek:
Dear Dr. Dis,...
Fill in the blank:
"your blank is sooo fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747"?
:)
Actually, I am Santa. I do this in the off-season to keep myself from going insane.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
IguanaQuote:
Originally Posted by NotLKH
Mendhak's not here right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why has this forum gotten so boring?
Lack of fires. Go get some matches, I'll bring the gasoline.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why are you not being asked any more questions?
Because of oppression. Come see the violence inherent in the system!Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why has BillGeek decided to steal my avatar?
It is a giant conspiracy, much akin to the one surrounding Denver International Airport. He's trying to store Nazis in the avatar.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
Well that was random!
Monty Python is awesome!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Err Dr. Dis,
Who is monty python? Is he related to the pythons in the jungle?
Dear Dr. Dis,
Regarding Only, but still...
Kind Regards,
OB
Dr Dis,
Why has oceanebelle stopped scratching ?
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why are there so many stupid people in the world?
Fear Dr Dis,
Why is timeshifter stupid?
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why do you not answer all of the questions give you? I mean surely if they've taken the time to ask it, then you should take the time to answer it.
Dr. Dis ,
Why is my room mate listening to aqua? :eek:
Who or what is aqua?
Quote:
Originally Posted by litlewiki
RUN! IT'S JR! :eek2:
Dr. Dis,
There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?
The jungle pythons are eighth-cousins thrice-removed from Monty Python. He's half-snake half kangaroo.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
His phonograph is no longer broken so the sound quality is a lot better.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Because there is no test to grant only smart people the right to procreate.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
See previous answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
I answer all the questions which I see. If I miss any just let me know.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
Perhaps you are not listening to your roommate enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by litlewiki