Virtual Pub now open

Thanks.

Blinky Bills gonna need to lay a couple of planks across when I'm finished.

Oh.......I cant wait.

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Yea over you grave if you end up beneath a woman like that!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

Jealosy will get you nowhere.

Wheres that beauty gone?

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Here she is, just for you bede


http://www.down-n-out.co.uk/ginger2.jpg


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Gee Thanks Gingernut.

Cmere you beauty!

I hope you dont mind me returning her to you a bit shop soiled.

YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOO.......................ride'm cowboy


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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ....tired now

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Originally posted by venerable bede
F@@K Blinky Bill.......what about me.

Blinkys nout but a big eared bird.

I'm a Catholic scolar monk, which means I'm an expert at the rythm method.

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I heard that Bede, but since you own this fine establishment, i will overlook the slight, and would like a watermelon daiquri with a straw and one of those little umbrellas please.

Would you like that gorgeous red head to serve you?

She does a bit of lap dancing for a fiver. :D

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Originally posted by GingerNut
She does a bit of lap dancing for a fiver. :D

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She'd have to pay me 50 for that particular service :eek:

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Originally posted by Blinky Bill
She'd have to pay me 50 for that particular service :eek:

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It's a deal. Do you want her now or do you want to have your drink first?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*faints*:p

Hey Gingernut.

Whats Blinky doing with woar Lass.

I'll smash his heed in.

He thought he'd take a chance while you were out. :D

Hoy.....Yee.......Blinky Bill.

Ootside nooow.

Ahh had A Nice Shower And OH MY GOD ITS HIDEEEEEOOOSSSSS!!

*Bodwad throws up and wets himself in fear!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Given a choice, what would you rather have?
a) The sexy red head
or
b) A bunch of scary nuns and Jesus4U with a monkey

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Originally posted by GingerNut
Given a choice, what would you rather have?
a) The sexy red head
or
b) A bunch of scary nuns and Jesus4U with a monkey

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could I get both and a third item (a gun for use with the second option) :)

Is she back.

Oh God I love you.

Gingernut.....Can I Marry your friend.

Please, please, pretty please.

Jesus4u can be the priest and the Naked nuns the Bridesmaids.

You can be the Best man.

Bede gets on his knee.

Kathy............
You know I have admired you for such a long time........
Every time i see your lovely face My heart...and my pants pound violently.

WILL YOU BE MY WIFE

Bede, maybe its the beer talking, but she's my woman now, so get your greedy eyes off her!

Now, now boys, no need to fight. There's plenty of her to go around. :D

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There's plenty of her to go around. :D

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Thats definately true! :D

Plenty of her to go arround + Me still here = PUKE

Oh my god i would leave if there was another pub on these forums but there aint so ill close my eyes and offer my luck
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I say they should both have a duel to the death
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Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Thats definately true! :D

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*Gets knife and fork*:p

I'm sorry Blinky but Kathy has agreed to Marry me.

She's also promised not to play away but I have my doubts......
When I was last down there I pulled out 2 wellies and a Talibal bomb making factory.

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Originally posted by venerable bede
I'm sorry Blinky but Kathy has agreed to Marry me.

She's also promised not to play away but I have my doubts......
When I was last down there I pulled out 2 wellies and a Talibal bomb making factory.

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:eek: You've got to be joking:p

How about a compromise?

Blinky, you can have her at the weekends.

venerable bede, you can have her weekdays, and you can have the monkey at the weekend.

Alright!!! Weekends rock!,

Hang on, does that mean i get the monkey during the week? :eek:

of course :D

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venerable bede, you can have her weekdays, and you can have the monkey at the weekend.

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Yuk Bush:p

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Announcement

The lovely Kathy and myself got married yesterday.

I'm sorry Blink but the best man won.

Here......take the monkey.;)

In response to God's (administrators) comments.

Does this mean the pub will have to close?
We aill have to find somewhere else to open the premises.

Any Ideas?

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We could open up in J4Us religious forum. :D

Maybe not, we might get the nuns in again. :eek:

Whats been going on Gingernut?

I cant read all the posts. My boss is on the prowl.

Whats happening with the forum and whos been banned?

Does that mean theres a closing down SALE????????:p :p :p :p :p :o :o :o :o :o

Jesus4U was banned for breaking the rules, but he's been given a second chance so he'll be back.

The forum has been taken over and some of the rules have changed. A lot of people aren't too chuffed.

Whats the new rules?

Personally, it doesn't effect me as I'm usually the one asking questions, not posting good code.

Check out the Black Avatars: http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=215483

The new rules are here:
http://www.internet.com/corporate/privacy/aup.html

If these new rules are taken seriously, then the pub may be forced to close, and the monkey will be homeless.