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That's the spirit! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Patoooey
Something to keep the thread going.....
No, actually he's made posts even more stupid than that.Quote:
I've seen a lot of BS out of you rj but I think this is the least intelligent post you've ever made.
Witness:
Dumb as Dingos
The only ones arrogant and stupid enough to do it?Quote:
originally posted by some dumb Aussie
Atomic Bomb! Oh yeah, the thing about how they were the only ones smart enough to do it....more like the only ones arrogant and stupid enough to do it.
WHAT???
You would have perferred the Nazis or the Commies to develop it first?
Or perhaps you just wish you could have waved your magical little fairy wand and cast a spell so that the inevitable invention would never come about.
Yeah hey, that Galileo, that guy was a real dumb ass, wasn't he! And DiVinci, that guy was an untalented moron! Paul Hogan? Quite possibly the greatest mind of the 20th century.Quote:
originally posted by rjlohan
Einstein?!? What a stupid old fart he was. Theory of relativity = Total bollocks. Nice one Albert.
(Wow! Perhaps the most ignorant statement ever posted in the history of VB World! Way to go, rjlohan! Your abundant wealth of stupid comments continues to astound me.)
A student of history you're not. You have absolutely no fuking concept of the Japanese mindset at the time. THESE ARE THE GUYS WHO INVENTED KAMAKAZI PILOTS! YOU THINK THEY WERE GOING TO SURRENDER??? CHRIST, THOSE CRAZY BASTARDS WOULDN'T EVEN SURRENDER AFTER THE FIRST BOMB!Quote:
originally posted by beachbung
speculation about the Japanese being ready to surrender and America only bombing them to show off to the russians...
I forget, maybe you can help me with this one - what country was it that Einstein chose to immigrate to?Quote:
originally posted by battybum
maybe more development of the fact that Einstein was a German
I doubt you uneducated Aussies have the answer to that one so I'll answer it for you:
In 1940 Einstein renounced his German citizenship for a second time and became a US citizen.
If you had even a modicum of common sense, you wouldn't even bring that up. What could say more about two countries when the greatest mind of the 20th century is born in the former and chooses to immigrate and become a citizen of the latter.
Got another 2 1/2 pages to this thread though, didn't they - hey, and you still haven't entered the swimsuit section! :eek:
Damn straight!! :D And all because he was circumcised ! And I'll have you remember that we invented the rotary clothes line!!!Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
In 1940 Einstein renounced his German citizenship for a second time and became a US citizen.
If you had even a modicum of common sense, you wouldn't even bring that up. What could say more about two countries when the greatest mind of the 20th century is born in the former and chooses to immigrate and become a citizen of the latter.
Guys, please, can't we all just get along?
Actually, I think this was the original cartoon.
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We are!Quote:
Originally posted by Serge
Guys, please, can't we all just get along?
:D
This is the longest, most-pointless argument thread ever, and all of us here can take pride in our hard work!
;)
Don't worry Serge... actually 99% of it all is just a piss take... I fear that only one member has failed to see the tongue firmly implanted in respective cheeks. And so maybe we need to turn this thread into picking on dwarves or those kids with big heads! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Serge
Guys, please, can't we all just get along?
I think that was implied in the original version - typical american lack of imagination...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Actually, I think this was the original cartoon.
Just steal someone else's ideas...:rolleyes:
Hey! I've got a big head...:(Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Don't worry Serge... actually 99% of it all is just a piss take... I fear that only one member has failed to see the tongue firmly implanted in respective cheeks. And so maybe we need to turn this thread into picking on dwarves or those kids with big heads! :D
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Originally posted by mikeycorn
Actually, I think this was the original cartoon.
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Damn, that's the first good shot you've gotten in in a while there, dingo boy.Quote:
I think that was implied in the original version - typical american lack of imagination...
Just steal someone else's ideas...
I think he was referring to your head on your shoulders though!
yeah, don't stiffle this thread, it's just getting going!
*dreams of overtaking the post race*
You really should watch watch you say about dingoes - they're cunningly viscious creatures - way tougher and crazier than them ***** white wolves you seppos have got...:rolleyes:
:D LOL! Nice one - I didn't even see it coming...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I think he was referring to your head on your shoulders though!
C'mon Serge, I respect the fact that you don't want any real hatred on the forum, but how seriously can you take anyone who's avitar says, "AOL KICKS ASS!"Quote:
Guys, please, can't we all just get along?
And to think this all started 'cause of a stupid red-headed american clowsn...:p
You aren't red-headed are you Mickey?!?!?
I was talking about Ronald McDonald...:rolleyes:
;)
And besides, Chris started it...
*points at chris with one hand, the other with thumb firmly planted in mouth... big innocent eyes and a blanket over my shoulder*
Really, I had no idea! :rolleyes:
*katie adjusts her halo and looks innocent*
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Originally posted by rjlohan
And to think this all started 'cause of a stupid red-headed american clowsn...:p
Hey Hey Hey....there is no proof that Ronald Mac was actually an American. I happen to have it on very good authority -- from the Hamburgeler, that he was actually from Sweden.
:p
PS. Of course, the Hamburgeler is a pathelogical thief and thinks Michael Jackson was actually born white, but that's not important here.
hehehehehehe
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Originally posted by beachbum
*points at chris with one hand, the other hand not visible... big innocent eyes and a blanket over my lap*
:eek:
I sure did ;)Quote:
And besides, Chris started it...
*points at chris with one hand, the other with thumb firmly planted in mouth... big innocent eyes and a blanket over my shoulder
What a trouble maker! Just for that I'm going to take my blanket, exposing beachball and go home!! Night all!!!!
hey i didnt say that... did i? hmm come to think of it that moose is looking pretty damn sexy... hi there chris ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Patoooey
*points at chris with one hand, the other hand not visible... big innocent eyes and a blanket over my lap*
Night Katie, consider me punished ;)
Please dont take the blanket just yet... just give me... a ... few... mooooore....... secooonnndds... ahh.. ok u can have it now :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
What a trouble maker! Just for that I'm going to take my blanket, exposing beachball and go home!! Night all!!!!
*Detecting lack of pseudo anger...*
How 'bout we argue over my theory of the actual people behind McDonald's...
ORGANISED CRIME!!!
Let's examine the facts:
#1) Ronald McDonald is quite obviously a child molester, or at the very least someone that small children should run from rather than attempt to sit on his lap - what better disguise than a clown suit? Who'd know who was under those giant shoes and goofy hair?
#2) As already mentioned, the Hamburgler is a kleptomaniac, and this is far from the image we want to portray to our kiddies, especially when he is immediately forgiven anytime he nicks someone's lunch - children should be shown the real world, rather hamburgler should have the crap kicked out of him by the rest of the gang; he should at the very least receive a giant wedgie!
(Also, I have heard reports that he is in fact a CIA plant to infiltrate Ronald's Ring.... (or was that grimace...?)
#3) That fat-arse purple thing...Grimace... what the hell is he meant to be? An ad for obesity and future heart-problems? Have a go at him, he's entirely purple - does that portray an image of somebody with a healthy cirulcation system? Noooooo...
#4) I'm tossing up whether Birdie is a slut for sale, or a tomboy, neither of which are acceptable role-models for our youth...
#5) The average radioactive halflife of a two-day old Big Mac is approximately 3x that of the by-product from uranium processing...
#6) Coca-cola syrup is 99% sugar, and in no way constitutes a $1.60 price tag for a small cup of the hyperactive drug it really is.
My guess is organised crime, and all the evidence points to it!!!
Whoo, great reason why australians are better, because your DINGOES are better than WOLVES :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
...cunningly viscious creatures - way tougher and crazier ...
You say bragging about military power does not matter yet you brag about your wildlife.
****.
Whoa-oh guys!
Stupidboy is back in on the act...:rolleyes:
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
*Detecting lack of pseudo anger...*
How 'bout we argue over my theory of the actual people behind McDonald's...
ORGANISED CRIME!!!
Let's examine the facts:
#1) Ronald McDonald is quite obviously a child molester, or at the very least someone that small children should run from rather than attempt to sit on his lap - what better disguise than a clown suit? Who'd know who was under those giant shoes and goofy hair?
#2) As already mentioned, the Hamburgler is a kleptomaniac, and this is far from the image we want to portray to our kiddies, especially when he is immediately forgiven anytime he nicks someone's lunch - children should be shown the real world, rather hamburgler should have the crap kicked out of him by the rest of the gang; he should at the very least receive a giant wedgie!
(Also, I have heard reports that he is in fact a CIA plant to infiltrate Ronald's Ring.... (or was that grimace...?)
#3) That fat-arse purple thing...Grimace... what the hell is he meant to be? An ad for obesity and future heart-problems? Have a go at him, he's entirely purple - does that portray an image of somebody with a healthy cirulcation system? Noooooo...
#4) I'm tossing up whether Birdie is a slut for sale, or a tomboy, neither of which are acceptable role-models for our youth...
#5) The average radioactive halflife of a two-day old Big Mac is approximately 3x that of the by-product from uranium processing...
#6) Coca-cola syrup is 99% sugar, and in no way constitutes a $1.60 price tag for a small cup of the hyperactive drug it really is.
My guess is organised crime, and all the evidence points to it!!!
You've given this McDonalds thing WAY to much thought.
:)
*pointing, snickerin behind hand*Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Please dont take the blanket just yet... just give me... a ... few... mooooore....... secooonnndds... ahh.. ok u can have it now :eek:
Pffft... nice one BB....:o
Justin, I'm sorry to say this but you really are missing the plot in this thread... u are on candid camera, you have been told by the host that you are on candid camera and still u dont believe that you are on candid camera...Quote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Whoo, great reason why australians are better, because your DINGOES are better than WOLVES :rolleyes:
You say bragging about military power does not matter yet you brag about your wildlife.
****.
U are being stirred up by rjlohan, cage rattled, dog baited ... all of that... :)
I knew a guy who said the reason Australia was so great was the fact that it was sooooooo far away.Quote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Whoo, great reason why australians are better, because your DINGOES are better than WOLVES :rolleyes:
You say bragging about military power does not matter yet you brag about your wildlife.
****.
:D
I HATE McDonalds...:mad:Quote:
Originally posted by Patoooey
LOL
You've given this McDonalds thing WAY to much thought.
:)
;)
He was Australian.Quote:
Originally posted by Patoooey
I knew a guy who said the reason Australia was so great was the fact that it was sooooooo far away FROM AMERICA.
:D
Ronald McDonald, Hamburgler, Grimace, Birdie, Big Macs, Coca-cola . . .Quote:
#1) Ronald McDonald is quite obviously a child molester, or at the very least someone that small children should run from rather than attempt to sit on his lap - what better disguise than a clown suit? Who'd know who was under those giant shoes and goofy hair?
#2) As already mentioned, the Hamburgler is a kleptomaniac, and this is far from the image we want to portray to our kiddies, especially when he is immediately forgiven anytime he nicks someone's lunch - children should be shown the real world, rather hamburgler should have the crap kicked out of him by the rest of the gang; he should at the very least receive a giant wedgie!
(Also, I have heard reports that he is in fact a CIA plant to infiltrate Ronald's Ring.... (or was that grimace...?)
#3) That fat-arse purple thing...Grimace... what the hell is he meant to be? An ad for obesity and future heart-problems? Have a go at him, he's entirely purple - does that portray an image of somebody with a healthy cirulcation system? Noooooo...
#4) I'm tossing up whether Birdie is a slut for sale, or a tomboy, neither of which are acceptable role-models for our youth...
#5) The average radioactive halflife of a two-day old Big Mac is approximately 3x that of the by-product from uranium processing...
#6) Coca-cola syrup is 99% sugar, and in no way constitutes a $1.60 price tag for a small cup of the hyperactive drug it really is.
In one post you gave evidence of more knowledge about America than most any American could ever care to know about Australia.
Even in uncivilized countries they know everything about this country! God I love the way Americana has permutated every corner of the globe.
And if only half decent spelling and word-use would permeate through every corner of America!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
God I love the way Americana has permutated every corner of the globe.