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That's what I said....go back and check it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Stronger!!!!!! Hulk ain't got **** on me son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
The haters are the ones who don't think I should or can dethrone Queen Barrks. Or I could use a coin-tossQuote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Stronger, Hulk is your son???Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
How about a rod of divination??Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
You could make it out of a human skeletal bone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
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Originally Posted by Witis
Good ideas both!!! Imma make you my Grand Vizier!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
And what will you do to barkk if you get her??Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
B.T.W her name seems to be Katie, and she is a fairy -> http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ng!&highlight=
Life in my dungeons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Well Katie can "fairy" her behind off my throne!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
btw, omg, lol
I feel like a teenage girl!
rofl
The race is being run, or wrung, or something like that.
Mermaids are totally impractical, as your set of pictures pretty well shows. The vast majority of them are posed in such a way that they look like women wearing fish-tail prosthetics on their legs. Heck, in some of those pictures it looks like they have legs. Apparently, the artists just didn't want to give up half the woman to the fish side of things.
If you met a mermaid, you'd have a tale and she'd have a tail, but that's about as far as it would go. Very impractical, really.
Of course, if you met a mermaid you could ask her how she got her tail. It might turn out to have been just a fluke, though.
Another thing you might ask a mermaid, if you were to meet one, would be whether or not she could sing a scale for you, or just give you a scale.
Some of that art is really detailed, while the rest isn't drawn to scale.
One should also wonder about the art where the mermaids are wearing bras. There wouldn't be much point to that in water, as breasts would tend to float upwards rather than down.
I felt that, if I were to contribute to this thread, I ought to contribute in some way that wasn't totally not worth reading.
wow....that's very poetic. When I'm emperor, you'd be my official historian, writer, biographer, researcher.....You be my official whatever so long as it involves lots of literature.
Emperor Niya, what language shall we speak?
I hear Ainu is popular
You mean there are other languages besides English ?
How bout this....we behead anybody that speaks anything other than English. That's should solve the problem of what the official language of my empire would be.
Si Señor Niya!
You can name your children Ainu so long as you tell us is in English....lest you part with your head!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
There's already a king, but I suppose an emperor would outrank him.
Provoking the emperor would also be punishable by death.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
I may have children?! What a wonderful Emperor you are!
I meant "See senior Niya" as in Senior Executive Officer or a fancy term for emperor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
Well we need cannon fodd....dah I mean strong young lads for our armies.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Ahh What a slippery fellow you are. You can play politics in my court when I'm emperor. You can sort out administrative stuff like who gets what and so on.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
A wonderful Emperor indeed!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
And you'd better not let people vote on stuff!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
After I make emperor, I'm going for God-Emperor as my official state title.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
God-Emperor Niya!!!
What will become of Jacob Roman and - God -, as they where deemed "God" in another post? The guillotine? Water board?Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
Surf board?