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the saxophone is what i play. im the best in my school.
Yeah...you do :rolleyes:
Hang on a sec...blow your own "trumpet"? Now I'm worried ;)
So what standard did you get to? I don't know what you measure things by over there, but we go by grades from 1-8 where 1 is beginner, and 8 is nearly professional amateur.
We don't measure it that way.....I was good enough for university orchestra but there were a lot of ******s in there too so its hard to say.
Mike, I'm sure the Trumpet atrts at Grade 3 (or it did when I played it) The pianists atrted at Grade 1,,,
You played the trumpet too Gaffer??? Cool....another band geek!
I played the trumpet 4th grade, oboe 5th grade, and the trumpet/euphonium/tuba 6th grade...
I wanted to keep playing the trumpet, but the band teacher thought I was good at the euphonium... I was fine with that... but when he moved me onto the tuba I quit.... :eek:
yeah, I played until I was 18. Got to Grade 6, then discovered girls...
Dennis, you must have drove your neighbourhood mad! The oboe can be a noisy beast when it wants to be!
Guess whos back? :mad:
I found music a great way to get guys......no need to quit just because I discovered boys.............just switched to blowing a different kind of trumpet !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet you did!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I found music a great way to get guys......no need to quit just because I discovered boys.............just switched to blowing a different kind of trumpet !!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Manson had one set of Ribs removed for that purpose!!Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
well, There was always a rumour going around that Jimmy Sommerville from the COmmunards had one Vertabrate remove for that purpose...
SICK :mad:
KATIE!!!!!! (I used to "fiddle" a bit..)
OK, see you Monday guys... I'm off...
Paaaarppp!!!
How man trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because the world revloves around them!
What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.
How many trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
The doorbell shrieks!
Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
He's too sensitive.
What do trumpet players use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
"But Johnny, you can't do both."
What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the trumpet players.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?
Gifted.
What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louie Armstrong would have done it.
Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ?
They never know when to come in.
What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
What is the range of a piccolo?
Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have a machine that does that now.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always speeds up.
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.
What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?
You can tune a '57 Chevy.
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
Yeah, it took two hours to get the drummer out.
Bye Gaffer! Enjoy your trip home!
Yep I've read those ;)
* YAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN *
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Are you awake now?
Marnin'
Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Are you awake now?
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH
I was trying to get to sleep too :mad:
So what di u want Katie?
parksie, what happend to you on ICQ? I was trying to pull you into the same chat session as Dennis.
Dunno...you sent the request but my firewall was on...by the time I turned it off it all went weird then I got cut off and ICQ crashed so I gave up :rolleyes:
LOL@mike
Is anyone still here? I had to get my Task Status Report for the month of February written........always a fun thing to do on a Friday...NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
So, WHATUPPPPPPPP???
Very little...unless of course you're asking something else :rolleyes:
In which case the answer may be different ;)
May be different, huh?? There's a sure way to check wether it's little or not you know~!
LOL@Katie...... u still at work :p
Wahey!
I've managed to get us back on the straight and not-so-narrow!
Let the innuendo commence :)
Yep.....only one half hour more and then I get to start my life for the weekend.
Hmmm... ;) Well...I'm sure you'll enjoy it based on past "events" ;)
So, Parksie......have you blown your trumpet enough for one day???
Yep...at lunch break :)
Was it a solo or a duet???
It was in orchestra rehearsal so there were about 30 people there :D
Fun :)
WOW......an orgy huh?? And I thought I was adventurous!
Well...if you can take on 30 people at once then you're definitely more than 100% woman... :)
I would probably kill me but it would be fun to try.................at least I'd die smiling!
*looks around*
John? You there? Hiding in the shadows?
Nope...it's safe :)
You'd definitely die smiling ;)
One Q...this is beginning to get quite personal...you sure you don't mind? Because I'm just getting into the flow of making some REALLY vile comments :rolleyes:
And in other news, both Nukem and Dark Programmer have been banned!
Wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That kid was beyond help.
I'll let you know if you get too personal....however....my good taste protocol usually handles those things pretty well!!
WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
And in other news, both Nukem and Dark Programmer have been banned!
So do you often handle pretty things that taste good? :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'll let you know if you get too personal....however....my good taste protocol usually handles those things pretty well!!
As often as I can....however, I think your definition of pretty and mine aren't the same.........at least I hope not!
Definitely different ;)
Unless there's something you're not telling us :p
Nope...........no secrets here!
My dear Parksie.....as much as I'm enjoying our smut session....it is time to leave. I have to get ready to go out tonight and paint Camelot red!!!
Have a great weekend and I'll speak to you Monday!
Hehe :)
Well...it's almost good morning! (and less than a month left until your birthday, Katie!).
And completely randomly, Megatron now has 5002 posts!
You can keep that birthday thing to yourself if you don't mind!!!
Have a good one!
Bye!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Katie! Have a nice evening / weekend!
Don't wear out Tom (or his friends? ;))
Well im off
cya Parksie, cya Katie
Have a good night and i will speak to you soon
Byeeee!
I'm going too since it's now saturday morning ;)
Night everyone!
ok then Morning to you both ;)
have fun, bye
Morning!
Morning-ish All!
Morning CyberusSurferus :D
Morning Park's :p
How you both?
I think I'm up too early....it's only 2.21PM!!!
I know, I think im probaly dreaming or somit!
:D
Well i cant be dreaming, because why would I be dreaming of you Jon ;) More like a nightmare:p
Ahem...I'm glad parksie wasn't here to grossly misinterpret that!
Misinterpret what? :p