Squish the bug!Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Come back Chris :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Stupid bug :mad: :mad:
Don't worry nicola, i'll be posting like a crazy person once they get it sorted ;)
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Squish the bug!Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Come back Chris :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Stupid bug :mad: :mad:
Don't worry nicola, i'll be posting like a crazy person once they get it sorted ;)
You'd better!
'Night all. Jeez, all you Brits aren't awake at 4:00 AM? What's the matter with you? :mad: :p :D
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
CONES
Hrump, tis only tittle-tattle Mr. Gudd...
Gudd morrow, and how is the City of Tittys?
Morning all, hade to wade into work today, been absolutley Pissing it down here.
Tittys please, and call me Gootie :mad:
Morning all.. I hope that everyone appreciated my joke.
Gootie Gudd?
Hi and bye everyone - tis a busy boy type day.
Ian, a quick thwack for you *krack
RIP Trevor Sinclair :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Why no special hello for me gaf? I feel left out. :(
Sorry Chris! :oQuote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Why no special hello for me gaf? I feel left out. :(
Hello :) *Simper
Did you get that jobp BTW?
Yes I got a job.. But I don't start till next month (the 5th) which is a bit annoying so I am trying to find Temp / Contract work to tide me over till then.
Thank you for noticing me Gaf btw :)
;)
Jon was keen to speak to you, you know, but I think he needed more experience.
He's a tough baastard to work for though :D
Congratulations...:D
Cheers Gaf.. Well I thought that he needed much more experience for things that he needed... :) Cheers for your help though :) We will have to meet up for a few Jars soon Gaf.
yeah, let me know when you're in town next ...
No prob Gaf will do.
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