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I used to love my duck colon :(

The many faces of mendhak...

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Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd

I used to love my duck colon :(

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Your avatar is creepy in a positive way :lol:

Wouldn't it be funny if Cyber came back and changed the name of this thread?

VB Code:

if spam.mode then
 
   Kill spammer
 
end if

VB Code:

If Detected.Spammer Then
   Spammer.BeatHeadIn("wooden cooking spoon")
   Spammer.Kick("groin")
End If

Please people! Learn to declare objects!

VB Code:

Dim spamguy as System.VBForums.Members.Spammers
Private Sub PunishSpammer(spammer as spamguy)
    With spammer
         If .Detected = True Then
             .Beat("Aluminium baseball bat")
             .Kick("Teeth")
             .Kick("Groin")
             .Headbutt("Nostrills")
    End With
End Sub

Jesus... Where on earth is that sub being called?

VB Code:

Dim spamguy as System.VBForums.Members.Spammers
Private Sub PunishSpammer(spammer as spamguy)
    With spammer
         If .Detected = True Then
             .Beat("Aluminium baseball bat")
             .Kick("Teeth")
             .Kick("Groin")
             .Headbutt("Nostrills")
    End With
End Sub
 
Private Sub Forum_Spam(spammer As String)
    PunishSpammer spammer
End Sub

Where did you learn to code? My god..

I learnt everything off you timeshifter... :D

And forgot one more thing...

VB Code:

Dim spamguy as System.VBForums.Members.Spammers
Private Sub PunishSpammer(spammer as spamguy)
    With spammer
         If .Detected = True Then
             .Beat("Aluminium baseball bat")
             .Kick("Teeth")
             .Kick("Groin")
             .Headbutt("Nostrills")
    End With
End Sub
 
Private Sub Forum_Spam(spammer As String)
    PunishSpammer spammer
End Sub
 
Private Sub Form_Load()
    PunishSpammer spammer
    'or
    Forum_Spam spammer
End Sub

No, no.. you're making it too complicated. Here at VBF, we wait for the spamming to start, then we go about punishing them.. no need to call it when the form loads...

VB Code:

Private Declare Sub Spammer Lib "spam32" (ByVal numberOfPost As Long)
 
 
Private Sub Form_Load()
On Error GoTo errmsg
 
Do Until spam.EOF
   Spammer 10000000
Loop
 
Exit Sub
errmsg:
    MsgBox "Overflow, avoid spamming!!!"
 
End Sub

spam +1

Quote:

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Originally Posted by kregg

I learnt everything off you timeshifter... :D

And forgot one more thing...

VB Code:

Dim spamguy as System.VBForums.Members.Spammers
Private Sub PunishSpammer(spammer as spamguy)
    With spammer
         If .Detected = True Then
             .Beat("Aluminium baseball bat")
             .Kick("Teeth")
             .Kick("Groin")
             .Headbutt("Nostrills")
    End With
End Sub
 
Private Sub Forum_Spam(spammer As String)
    PunishSpammer spammer
End Sub
 
Private Sub Form_Load()
    PunishSpammer spammer
    'or
    Forum_Spam spammer
End Sub

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You have no End If; you declare a static variable; and you use a variable as if it were a type.

/slap * 3

Baaaz da doon!

:wave:

Obey your globe.

Bump.

Spoonguard.

Wossy was exposed to spoons for a mere seven seconds... now look at him!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by timeshifter

Wouldn't it be funny if Cyber came back and changed the name of this thread?

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I dont think he is visiting the forum these days :bigyello:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by CyberSurfer

The highest number of replies I have so far seen to a post is 300 ish. Anybody fancy trying to hit 1000?

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He actually wanted to hit 1000, we have hit more than 46000.... :thumb: :D

I'm still here, just don't post too much

Why not?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by CyberSurfer

I'm still here, just don't post too much

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I thought you are not visiting because there is no recent posts from you....ah ya...I hope you are posting only at General PC and Chats secions.... ;)

I only really post in CC and General PC these days as the only programming I do is non windows.

Not like there'sanything else worht posting in...

Quite

VB Code:

Imports VBForums.Members.Spammer.PunishmentTypes
Imports VBForums.Members.Spammer.BodyParts
Namespace VBForums.Members
 
    Public Class DealWithSpammer
        Private WithEvents _spamguy As Spammer
        Public Sub New(ByVal spamGuy As Spammer)
            _spamguy = spamGuy
        End Sub
        Private Sub PunishSpammer() Handles _spamguy.BeingAtool
            With _spamguy
                .Interact(Beat, Body)
                .Interact(Kick, Teeth)
                .Interact(Kick, Groin)
                .Interact(HeadButt, Nostrills)
            End With
        End Sub
    End Class
 
    Public Interface DefaultMember
        ReadOnly Property description() As String
    End Interface
 
    Public Class Spammer
        Implements DefaultMember
        Private _description As String
        Public Event BeingAtool()
        Sub New()
            Me._description = "I annoy the hell out of people."
        End Sub
        Public ReadOnly Property description() As String Implements DefaultMember.description
            Get
                Return _description
            End Get
        End Property
        Public Sub Interact(ByVal punishType As PunishmentTypes, ByVal parts As BodyParts)
            Console.WriteLine("Call a hospital, this guy is getting worked over.")
        End Sub
        Public Enum PunishmentTypes
            Beat
            Kick
            HeadButt
        End Enum
        Public Enum BodyParts
            Body
            Teeth
            Groin
            Nostrills
        End Enum
    End Class
 
End Namespace

:wave:

whats going on?

[Seven years later]: Zonk

HEEEEY im picking leeks.

Your leeks suck.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd

Your leeks suck.

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How could they? Theyre leeks. :mad:

Watch me levitate. Do you feel that?

i :duck: :duck: :duck:

play :duck: :duck: :duck:

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