How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always speeds up.
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How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always speeds up.
I got a mandolin for Christmas from my husband...I'm pretty bad at it but I'm having fun.....Music is truly the second best thing on earth!
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
Yeah, it took two hours to get the drummer out.
I heard. So what's the best thing on earth?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I got a mandolin for Christmas from my husband...I'm pretty bad at it but I'm having fun.....Music is truly the second best thing on earth!
Oh wait...I realised... ;)
hehehe!
12 pages to go!
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