He's an impressionable young man.....I don't want to shock him:eek:
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He's an impressionable young man.....I don't want to shock him:eek:
oh im sure he wouldnt mind being "impressioned" in that way ;)
lol
Talking of tits, the phrase "shoulder to shoulder" is really starting to get on mine...talk about overuse of a word. Makes me cringe every time now
Yeah, it's annoying.
Anyway, I'm off now, so I'll see y'all tomorrow! :D
lightweight!!!
No I need a shower :pQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
lightweight!!!
and solidarity, solidarity sucks ass (well its pissin me off coz everyone is sayin it)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Talking of tits, the phrase "shoulder to shoulder" is really starting to get on mine...talk about overuse of a word. Makes me cringe every time now
Blimey! My 1.1 does almost 100mph at 5000 rpm, my 1.4 does 120 at 5000rpmQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
1 litre Polo :D:D:D
Although, it's not totally gutless - I got it up to 90 on the motorway (and boy did that engine scream - nearly 6000rpm :D)
Just a quicky to say hi (I'm home from the pub, but about to go drinking with the next door neighbour).
As for Katie's breast, give it a scratch otherwise you'll feel like a right tit al day !
As for the car, it's a curtosey car.... it's your duty to report back with the following facts......
- Fastest speed in 1st gear
- Fastest speed in reverse
- Stopping distance from top speed
- Decibel level of engine/gearbox when you drop the car from top gear (flat out) into 1st (and how much rubber you leave on the road)
it's a mission man.
SD
Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men?
Did you know the Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables?
Nicole Sharpe, 30, kept a promise to pals and ran topless down a street in Byfleet, Surrey - after passing her learner driver's test at the tenth attempt
Morning groovers!
morning crispin. how's you on this fine day ?
I am in a state of shock m8 - I decided to pilot the beast into work today instead of catching the train - E.Dulwich to Waterloo in 20mins!!!!
And I stomped all over a DB7 Vantage all the way here too - I was absolutely gobsmacked!!!! The Aston Driver was mortified....
Therefore I have an appointment with my plastic surgeon at noon to remove the silly grin from my face!!!
And you?
I'm not supiresed as although the vantage is a fecking quick car, most of it's beef is on the top end because of it's weight. your still a bastard though ;)
myself ? I'm pretty funky today, been at work an hour and a half now and done bugger al. I Love fridays :D
Me too - NICE!!!!, was catching up on Katies tit thread - made for funny reading this morning - I shall probably bumble thru the whole of today without doing too much too - bit too demob happy today (I fly out to Ibiza tonight for the world Freediving championships) so thats another excuse for doing feck all!
It's friday,You've got a new Scooby, your flying out to Ibiza and your free diving. Geesh, I can really go off some people so quickly.
Plane'll probably get shot down cause of my spearguns - Scoob will get nicked while i'm recovering in hospital, job will go at the same time - if you stop to think about it I could be homeless this time next week.....
*Crispin reaches for the Prozac
all happy now - all happy now.......
I wish I could say my weekend was going to be as exciting as that. it's probably going to consist of watching the footie, washing my car and not much else :)
Morning!
I have just declared a Jihad on the photocopier :mad:
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Morning!
I have just declared my love for the photocopier :)
er, morning Bonks... :confused: