I suppose you tie my shoelaces together too :rolleyes:
/laughes and covers everyone with rubarb...
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I suppose you tie my shoelaces together too :rolleyes:
/laughes and covers everyone with rubarb...
Gaffers laugh turns manic, when he realises his balls are on fire.
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*Gets the fire extinguisher and puts out all the fires.
*Thwump! kicks Gaffer in nuts - Thats for the pool cue!
*Pssssssttttt! sprays Mr Muscle Oven Cleaner down the front of Gaffers pants - And thats for the sarcy comments!
*passes crispin a stick of Dynamite.... Lights it and runs away!*
/with manic laugh and ultra-clean testes, open a custard shop called The Giggling Gonad.
Peace brothers, I have seen the errors of my ways
/Farts on everyone, historically a part of the famous Irish reconciliation process....
*Gaffers fart thankfully extinguishes the offending dynamite, which crispin stores for later use......
*calls police*
Well, cover me in latex and spank me till the cows come home, if another morning hasn't dawned!
I love waking up at the crack of dawn.....
... she likes it too :D
Morning all, things seem to have got a bit rowdy here!
SD
Yeah Ian dropped a pro-plus tablet in Gaffers milkshake and it all went tits up!
oi chris I didn't know you live in Woking - I used to live there - in the Wheatsheaf pub in fact :eek: I used to work for Cap Gemini - I also had a wonderful experience with one of the barmaids at said inn - thats another story though ;)
SD, shake your booty.
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23500!
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So, do i rock your world?
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Oh! Sorry, I was just having an epileptic fit.... I thought that's what you meant when you said shake your booty! :D
SD
Either that or it was the electrodes I have clamped to my love sacks :rolleyes:
SD
If you guys are so into love sac abuse I may be able to help you out!!!!!;)
Hey Mark Screeves............it's 7:43 and your mailbox is full so I can't respond. Why did you want to know what time it is????
Really... Well I live just down the road from the weatcheaf... So why did you leave? Were you on contract at Cap Gemini?Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
oi chris I didn't know you live in Woking - I used to live there - in the Wheatsheaf pub in fact :eek: I used to work for Cap Gemini - I also had a wonderful experience with one of the barmaids at said inn - thats another story though ;)
They have a new large building in Woking. Its double the size of the old office. Very nice looking.
Well, I could do with emptying them, But like Marks mailbox, Inflatable Ingrid is full.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
If you guys are so into love sac abuse I may be able to help you out!!!!!;)
SD
Maybe you should empty her then... :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Inflatable Ingrid is full.
SD