The problem with the world is that everyone
is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
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The problem with the world is that everyone
is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold?
So you can distinguish it from urine.
--David Moulton
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will
conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a
drop of sweet, tasty beer.
--Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry
All right, brain, I don't like you and you
don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get
back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
Well, we got one here :)
You're on, Parksie!!!!!
I was referring to a woman who loves beer...but anyways...here goes!
*cranks up fortune*
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There's too much blood in my alcohol stream.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn.
For it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with his horn!
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The cost of feathers has risen, even down is up!
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There is a definite parallel between shots of tequila and a woman's breasts.
One is not enough and three are too many.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
-- Woody Allen
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To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet.
-- 19th century toast
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He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.
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Q: What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and a whale?
A: The moustache.
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Confucious say:
squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
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I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman
got pregnant, someone left town.
-- Michael Prichard