Wheres the bathroom?!?! :o
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Wheres the bathroom?!?! :o
Bathroom???
Just pee on the floor like everyone else. :D
I just thought someone had spilt their beer!Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Bathroom???
Just pee on the floor like everyone else. :D
No Thats The Result Of Drinking So Much You Cant Even Feel When You Need To Go And Then WOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHHHHHHH Out It Comes All Down Your Leg. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Of Course That Puddle There Wasnt My Fault But The One Your Standing In Is!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
What silly bugger drank my mug of turdy tea?
**BURP**Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
What silly bugger drank my mug of turdy tea?
Mind your manners!Quote:
Originally posted by john tindell
**BURP**
:p
So burping is not ok but peeing all over the floor is now:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Mind your manners!
:p
It depends if your burping because you licked the wee off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
In which case we have a problem because although burping is condemed cleaning up isnt so do you thank them or tell them off??????? :confused: :confused: :confused:
It's nice to see in my absence the pub has managed to retain it's high class customer base and atmosphere.
WHat is that atmosphere anyways?
;)
Well its a strange yellow mist and a very spooky and strange set of bods :D :D :D :D ;)
The naked Nuns might be using the mist as cover.
Look out.;)
Naked nun where:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
The naked Nuns might be using the mist as cover.
Look out.;)
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Hey keep the noise down!!!
I'm trying to work here :eek: :rolleyes:
Are we working over the weekend again gingernut or are you just using your employers fast connection to download porn again.
:)
Spank....................Ow
I'm working. I have a client who is a real pain in the arse. Keeps changing his mind about what he wants, so I'm rewriting his bloody shopping cart for the forth time.:mad:
Those Nuns can be a pain in the arse too :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
LITERALLY :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Goat or Frog:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Are we working over the weekend again gingernut or are you just using your employers fast connection to download porn again.
:)
Spank....................Ow
I thought the nuns where spanking me...
...then I turned around..............
......Jesus4U. What the F**K are you doing with that monkey.
I'm scared
The monkey was giving him a blow:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
I thought the nuns where spanking me...
...then I turned around..............
......Jesus4U. What the F**K are you doing with that monkey.
I'm scared
HUUUUURUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT:o :o :o :o :o
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
HUUUUURUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT:o :o :o :o :o
Dont you think its kinda SICK???????????????:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
What's sick?
Vomiting or having a forced threesome with Jesus4U and a monkey.
I personally found the later quite interesting.
On the hole it was an experience.
:)
Before you ask NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D
NIce dog you have there.
Do you think I could take him out some time.
He has such a nice mouth.
;)
Man you are sick:p first you do it with a monkey and now a dog :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
NIce dog you have there.
Do you think I could take him out some time.
He has such a nice mouth.
;)
Nobody's here I might aswell tear this place apart :p
Keep away from the dog it is innocent and i want it to stay that way!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I thought the place was smashed up before!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its an absolute dump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :)
*Starts emptying a box from behind the bar and finds picture of George Bush and Osama Binladen*
VB,
Why do you have a picture of Bush and Binladen?
Well its blackmail stuff isnt it
Clinton and Lewinski
Bush and Binladen
:D :D :D
(I am only joking please dont assasinate me!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: )
I didn't like the photos of Binladen in that dress:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Well its blackmail stuff isnt it
Clinton and Lewinski
Bush and Binladen
:D :D :D
(I am only joking please dont assasinate me!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: )
you dont seem to mind me standing at the bar in a dress :D :D :D :D :D
:D You mean those photos I found weren't of your g/f:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
you dont seem to mind me standing at the bar in a dress :D :D :D :D :D
Will you two Fick Off. This isnt a Gay bar you know. Strictly straights and beasts.
The Ginger bird fits into one of those categories but Im not sure which.
LOLROFSMP:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Will you two Fick Off. This isnt a Gay bar you know. Strictly straights and beasts.
The Ginger bird fits into one of those categories but Im not sure which.
I Would Define Her As Both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
You will have to exscuse me gentlemen.
I must park the fudge.:D
Does That Involve Those Nuns Again??? :confused: :confused: :confused:
With him everything involves nuns:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Does That Involve Those Nuns Again??? :confused: :confused: :confused:
*Hides in the corner*
What are you hiding from?Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
*Hides in the corner*
nuns :eek:
*Runs back into the corner*
I think VB better keep his nuns to himself next time:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
nuns :eek:
*Runs back into the corner*
I'm still in therapy after the last time they were in.
The rate they're going it would need to last you the rest of your life:DQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I'm still in therapy after the last time they were in.
They Mostly Come At Night...........Mostly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I thought I would introduse you gentlemen to my friend Sister Mary.
;) ;)
http://www.anonlineshop.com/bloominb...PVC_Nun_TT.jpg
*NW runs screaming from the room*Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
I thought I would introduse you gentlemen to my friend Sister Mary.
;) ;)
http://www.vbforums.com/
WOW NW. You got a problem with girls or something.
They give themselves to Jesus which is why Jesus4U is such a jammy Bast@rd.
What I was trying to say is .....
aarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh
f@cki[@ #@9as
SPANK.........Ow
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HELP!:D
Nah she's really good lookin me thinks;)Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
WOW NW. You got a problem with girls or something.
They give themselves to Jesus which is why Jesus4U is such a jammy Bast@rd.
What I was trying to say is .....
aarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh
f@cki[@ #@9as
SPANK.........Ow
SPANK...........Ow
SPANK.............Ow
SPANK.................Ow
SPANK.........................Ow
SPANK...................................Ow
HELP!:D
Thank God 4 That.
For a moment I thought you where a bit.....you know...............................
An Admin or something.;) ;) ;)
Nah I'm not like Brad:DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Thank God 4 That.
For a moment I thought you where a bit.....you know...............................
An Admin or something.;) ;) ;)
Listen girls....
It's Si's birthday today and I've invited him over for a drink.
When he comes in the door I'll bar it shut, then you can grab him, tie him up and throw him in the cellar.
If you're doing that to him I hate to think what you would have done to me on my birthday:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Listen girls....
It's Si's birthday today and I've invited him over for a drink.
When he comes in the door I'll bar it shut, then you can grab him, tie him up and throw him in the cellar.
Mary smacks NW over the head with a bat.
The remaining nuns strip NW naked, tie him up and hurl him down into the cellar.
SLAM
;)
Can't...breathe...*Gasps for air*...nuns...need *Gasps for more air*...my...pills...
*Has a panic attack, tries to run for the door but trips over the monkey*
OUCH!!!
GRAB him girls.
(Mary)
Right girls.........wheres that strap on?
;)
GRAB ME GRAB ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
*BODWAD WOBBLES AND FALLS OVER IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR
(ITS THAT DAM CAPSLOCK AGAIN!)