WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
(and I was having such a good laugh thinking you'd mistaken the counter for a phone number. You were never going to here the end of that one!)
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WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
(and I was having such a good laugh thinking you'd mistaken the counter for a phone number. You were never going to here the end of that one!)
Give me 5 minutes to post a suitable Avatar - may I borrow your koala ?
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:D
That was fun wasn't it?
That was totally like the old Aesop fable of the tortoise and the hare. JPB bailed out, maybe mom had some milk and cookies or maybe it was nighty-night time, but after a lightning fast start by the hare, it was the tortoise who kept plodding along and made it to the finish line first!
Yeah, in fact, I think as your prize for winning, we should have to use the avitar of your choosing for an entire day.Quote:
Give me 5 minutes to post a suitable Avatar - may I borrow your koala ?
Sounds good to me.
:D
I'd rather have to use a pro-Aussie avitar instead of an anti-American avitar, but you won the contest so it's your call.
Yes, yes it is.
I'm not really that anti-american - alot of things the american government do (well, most actually) anger me no end, and there are alot of stupid people there, but I'm not stupid enough to think you all are.
NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN KOALA!!!
:D
I've already got a plan for another contest so the Yanks can extract some revenge. Since I'm the impartial judge, I'm gonna have to try to find an American who won't crap out on us 2 / 3 of the way through.
(To be fair, jpb did say he was short on time . . . )
Damn, getting ordered around by an Aussie. If this isn't the most humiliating thing I've ever had to endure, I don't know what is.Quote:
NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN KOALA!!!
Well, from my slow-connection disability, and the fact he was 1 up before we even started (which is probably really why he left...:p )Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
I've already got a plan for another contest so the Yanks can extract some revenge. Since I'm the impartial judge, I'm gonna have to try to find an American who won't crap out on us 2 / 3 of the way through.
(To be fair, jpb did say he was short on time . . . )
I'd say that was a fairly arse-whopping.
:D
I think we were defeated by milk and cookies, personally.
"Justin . . . milk and cookies, honey."
"Okay mom, I'll be right there."
It gets better baby!Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Damn, getting ordered around by an Aussie. If this isn't the most humiliating thing I've ever had to endure, I don't know what is.
Good boy, for being a nice sport.
:D
AUSSIE!
AUSSIE!
AUSSIE!
OI!
OI!
OI!
:D :cool: :D :cool: :D
:DQuote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
"Justin . . . milk and cookies, honey."
"Okay mom, I'll be right there."
LOL!
Oh no, I'm having second thoughts . . .
Bloody hell...:rolleyes:
I'll let you know when it works right...
Oh crap, there's more?
I think it looked better with the transparent background.
Just the transparency was acting a bit dodgy, so I left it on white.
All done now.
Enjoy!
:D
Oh man. Okay, I'll use that avitar, but I do think it would look better if you choose a different one after I switch.
Just so it doesn't look like I'm trying to copy you.
Aw what the hell, who cares, time to face the music . . .
That is just wrong! What am I doing with a damn koala on my avitar, that sucks.
Damn, an entire page of koalas and Aussie chants! The horror of it all . . .
And every time I post - more koalas, more Aussie chants!
Feel it baby...
:D
Oh yeah, this is sweeeeeet.
:p
Okay well, congratulations, boyo. I think I'm gonna lay real low tomorrow - I hate having to look at my avitar.
Until the next competition . . .
Mwahahaha!
Join us.....:p
Trust me, you'll be flying Old Glory soon enough, pal.
Now that will be a sight to behold, rjlohan with the stars and stripes proudly displayed right alongside his name . . .
Oh ho, never!
Mwahahaha!
:D
We'll see . . .
I gotta log off now. Congratulations, rj.
Cheers!
Toodles!
:D
All's well that ends well :D
Those bloody koala avatars were doing my nut in after a while. I need a lie down. Good reading though lads :D
Hi, I'm here for the Muai Thai kickboxing... I heard there was some kind of contest to watch ;)
It should be fun! RJ is going to be wearing an Austrailian flag and Justin will be draped in an American flag. After the third round they will be accompanied by Koala Bears and Armadillos.....may the best man win :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
Hi, I'm here for the Muai Thai kickboxing... I heard there was some kind of contest to watch ;)
I think I heard chrisjk say something about wearing a nappy, but being an American, I had no idea what he was talking about.
I'm reasonably confident that the best man isn't competing. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
It should be fun! RJ is going to be wearing an Austrailian flag and Justin will be draped in an American flag. After the third round they will be accompanied by Koala Bears and Armadillos.....may the best man win :rolleyes:
You do have a very good point Duncan!
Good lord....this thread is still going ??
Someone find Chris and smack him senseless for having the nerve to start this silly thing.
:eek:
Hey! What the hell are you talking about?!?Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
I'm reasonably confident that the best man isn't competing. :rolleyes:
:p
Should he have said it slower? ;)
That sounds like a provocation to me!!!
I'm sure we can get another few pages on here!
(And here was I wondering what would we do without your moderate and compassionate tongue...:rolleyes: ;) )
I've never had any complaints about my tongue before! :p
Well, depending on what I use mine for, I get good and bad reviews. :D
Surely your witty reparte would never raise bad reviews!! :eek: ;) Must be your bad eating skills that put it into question!
Oh you know, now and then ;)
It's more my non-verbal skills which win me the most acclaim. :p
Glad to hear you don't slurp your soup at least! Non-verbal eating skills are very important! Although my daughter can burp the alphabet which is quite impressive with the boys in her school! ;)
My eating skills are top-notch! ;) :D
Glad to hear your daughter has that special skill - the boys'll love it for some time yet. I'm 20 and we still love the chicks who can let out a reasonable belch on cue! :D
Wow! I guess you do have something in common with Americans after all! My husband just cracks up when Erin burps.....I hope he never grows up!
Katie, are u sure that her cousin will still marry her if she is a burper? Hmmm, maybe that will make her more attractive to the brethren... "oh come on cuzzin Erin, you be showin billy bob that thing you do after you wolf your viddles... you know he's a hankerin for it" :D
I live in California, dude! Like, marrying your cousin is so not cool and all!
Yeah but surely not all the cousins live in Cali??? Wouldnt u just love to see Erin living in a caravan in the everglades or lousiana bayous, 14 kids (all under 2) and a fat, bald, smelly, hairy husband that shoots tourists for target practice.. when he is sober enough to get outta the soiled mattress? :eek:
Believe it or not...all her cousins live in California or Ireland.
Please Barrk, don't ever let her move down under! Don't ever let her become Aus-trailer trash.Quote:
Originally posted by Beachbum
Wouldnt u just love to see Erin living in a trailer in Australia, 14 kids (all under 2) and a fat, bald, smelly, hairy husband that shoots tourists for target practice.. when he is sober enough to get outta the soiled mattress?
Never! She is much too sensible and innocent....just like her mother! ;)
As a parent, which is scarier:
Your son comes to you and says he wants to move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban
or
Your daughter comes to you and says she wants to move to Austrailerya.
:eek: 666, the number of the beast :eek:
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Mikey probably already had the trailer set up on bricks and the shotgun loaded.. don't disappoint him Katie...
and stop practising on your sister Mikey.. you know she gets awfully sore mouth ulcers!!
All of my kids would have better sense than to do either!! but I'd definietly rather she moved to Australia if I had to choose!
ps...please call me Katie
Always had a lingering suspicion Bonker.... :pQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
:eek: 666, the number of the beast :eek:
Okey dokey, pokie - er, I mean Katie.Quote:
ps...please call me Katie
Sounds like you're raising your kids right, living close to an Air Force Base, far from the liberal cesspool of Marin County, and far, far, far away from Austrailerya.
And no, Beachbum, I'm not interested in traveling all the way to Austrailerya to have a go with your sister, no matter how good you say she is.