Hard to believe isn't it???
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Hard to believe isn't it???
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How do you like my job description?Quote:
Design, develop, and maintain a web-based Engineering Post Test Analysis System (EPTAS) for the United States Air Force's F22 Combined Test Force. EPTAS provides access to engineering test data through the use of ActiveX controls and ADO connections to SQL databases within Active Server Pages.
Interact with flight test engineers to gather application requirements and generate practical e-solutions.
Develop, troubleshoot, and maintain custom ActiveX controls and applications with Microsoft Visual Basic. Create and maintain tables, triggers, alerts, stored procedures, data transformation packages, and database maintenance plans within SQL Server.
Write both server and client side scripts in Active Server Pages with VBScript and JavaScript using Microsoft FrontPage. Test, debug, and deploy all project code and applications.
Construct end user help files for individual applications. Administer Microsoft Windows NT, Microsoft Internet Information Services, and Microsoft SQL Server. Coordinate with remote administrators to establish, configure, and troubleshoot user connectivity and related authentication issues.
You know a lot about databases?
Isn't that part of what I get paid for???
Are you going to take out the terrorists with SQL queries?
can your IQ get any lower?
Don't you think I would if I could??!?!?!?!
Do you know what IQ stands for?
Were you referring to me Sail???
Intelligence Quotients?
Is that a trick question?
Which question, my question???? Do I usually try to trick people!?!??
Do you usually not try to trick people?
Do I come across as dishonest???:confused:
Is that your intent?
Why would you think that?????????
Who said i thought that?
is it posable to belive that my IQ is getting higher by the day??
Are you that stupid? :D :D
does LSD really expand your mind?
Do othet drugs?
Does filburt know what he's talking about?
Who, me?
Who else?
One of my many imposters?
Why would I talk to mysel--- erm, them??:rolleyes:
why not?
How is everybody tonight?
How do you think?
How do you make explosives?
If I knew the answer would I have asked the question in the first place?
do you ever not ask questions?
Then what's the point of this thread?
Since when does this thread have a point?
why do we ask so many questions?? :confused:
why do we ask questions that we alreadly know the answers to??
and why is nobody answering ?
Were you thinking what I was thinking, Peet??
What were you both thinking?