Post Race!

I got a watch from my sister and a gas BBQ from my parents. I also got lots of CDs. I was pretty spoiled this time around....but I deserve it ;-)

How Dogs & Men are the Same

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both mark their territory.

Both are suspicious of the postman

Both are bad at asking you questions

Both fart shamelessly

Both like dominance games

Both tend to smell riper with age

Neither of them tells you what's bothering them.

Neither of them does dishes.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Men only have two feet to track in mud.

[Edited by barrk on 12-26-2000 at 01:58 PM]

Men can buy you presents

Men don't have to play with every man they see
when you take them around the block

Men open their own cans

Men don't eat cat poo on the sly

Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it

Men don't drool. Well, most don't