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I take pride in my lamp shade.
:mad:
Stop insulting his lamp shade:p
Put that in your herring and smoke it :p
Snarfle.
Who was that for?Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Put that in your herring and smoke it :p
My bean's all runny :(
Try adding dingo juice :cool:
I'll have a little of the roast weasel, if you would be so kind madam.
Would you like that with plastic or with metal?
Plastic or metal? :eek: You mean to say that they ran out of chipmunk! :(
Sadly yes. We can refund all your spinnets though :)
If you call back tuesday Mister Baker, we'll have a crusty one!
Bring me my griddled videos, I need to consider whether I should read my mind.
Why certainly I'll have your whelk!
Is it blue?
:mad: Hey! Over the bender if you please.
YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!
Good afternoon :mad:
I'm going to sleep now, it's bin over 30 hours :rolleyes:
And would sir like a red or a blue spirkle to go with that?
Wallykins, you sound like me! How are you? *mwah*Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Good afternoon :mad:
I'm going to sleep now, it's bin over 30 hours :rolleyes:
*slurp*
Hey Mikey *mwah*
Hey Vicky ({)
Good day?
Sort of, I'm off out soon, to see if Adam's feeling any better ;) Don't expect to hear from me tomorow afternoon ;)
LOL, ckeck out http://www.leaky-dragon.co.uk/dragon.htm
Hee hee :DQuote:
How to administer CPR on an incapacitated Welsh dragon
Firstly, turn the gas back on by inserting your finger into one nostril and feeling for the switch. If he's a particularly mediaeval specimen this switch will take the form of a miniature drawbridge. Caution - if you touch something a little stringy, this could be one of two things. If you're lucky you've caught an optic nerve.
Next, go to the back of the dragon and position your hand between his back legs. Be cautious of any dwarfs that may have got trapped in this area. You should feel two sticky tennis ball shaped objects. Squeeze these together very sharply - this should ignite the gas. It is advisable at this point to find a very good excuse for the last action with the tennis balls. Pout your lips and introduce yourself as Steffi Graf.
LOL
you'd like that wouldnt u ;)
lets
make
this
50000
Shouldn't be difficult, the rate this thing goes ;)
Hi everyone:)
Bwaaaaark bok bok bok bok bwa-kaaaaaaarkkk!
Fookin' ARSE !!!! :mad:
whuddahangover :(
Gotta dust yourself off Wally.... and get straight back on that horse;)
:D
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Dirty old river, must you keep rolling
Flowing into the night
People so busy, makes me feel dizzy
Taxi light shines so bright
But I don't need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise
Every day I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is the evening time
Waterloo sunset's fine
Terry meets Julie, Waterloo Station
Every Friday night
But I am so lazy, don't want to wander
I stay at home at night
But I don't feel afraid
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise
Every day I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is the evening time
Waterloo sunset's fine
Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterloo underground
But Terry and Julie cross over the river
Where they feel safe and sound
And the don't need no friends
As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset
They are in paradise
Waterloo sunset's fine
(He'll Never Be An) 'Ol Man River
I saw his body thrashing round.
I saw his heart rate going down.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said, "I'll have one of those."
Hillary had Everest in his veins;
Armstrong did moon, was never the same -
Heroes explore to give us hope:
River Phoenix pushed back the envelope.
I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk;
I injected some of Hendrix's junk;
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane;
Mama Cass's sandwich? - I ate the same.
But now I'm bored and there's no stoppin' -
I need another celeb to fill a coffin.
Where will I get my next drug action?
Odds on it will be Michael Jackson.