I recently discovered Brahms violin sonata, and I love it.
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I recently discovered Brahms violin sonata, and I love it.
So, now you're Brahmin?
Brahmin it up in here!
Brahmin noodle!
Wait a bit and I'll get Bach to you.
Dont
I'm playing harmonica under a bridge by the train yards.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
I've just become an ordained minister.
You gonna do a marriage ceremony?
I just woke up.
Yep. My son's nanny is getting married and they didn't want to hire a minister. They asked if I'd do it and I said hell yeah!
Reverend Dday9.
I thought you might get some other honorific, but it looks like you're just The Reverend Dday9.
The Almighty Dday9 would've been sacrilegious, so I decided against it ;)
You better check that language, Rev!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
He didn't say what denomination. As long as his denominator isn't zero, he should be fine.
So do you get discounts for being ordained?
I think that I get a tax write-off.
No free subway rides or free food at fast food restaurants? Pfft! I'll just wait for senior citizen discount
Louisiana subways...better get some SCUBA gear.
Hey, there is a tunnel in Houma!
Didn't Assad bomb that into rubble?
I sure hope not!!!
Oh, right, that was the bean dip.
Finally seen the culprit that has been stealing our tangerines and making a mess on the neighbors lawn!
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That had me baffled for a minute. That's a fox squirrel, and at first I thought it was szlamany that posted this. CT wouldn't have fox squirrels, but CA would.
I see those guys perched on the roofline of my garage in the morning, looking like little, furry, gargoyles (actually, I don't know if they are goyles. They might be boys). I've always thought that a hawk ought to take the opportunity to grab a quick meal, but haven't seen it happen, yet.
We've been getting this red squirrel lately - he's half the size of a regular grey squirrel. He's a loner and also fights for seed space with all the other critters.
Red squirrels seem more high-strung than our fox squirrels. Fox squirrels are about the size of gray squirrels, and may be more readily domesticated. At least, I've heard stories of people keeping domesticated fox squirrels, who get totally decadent. They seem more willing to live with humans, though I've never lived in an area that both had red and gray squirrels, and had a human population so dedicated to feeding them as there is around me. The fox squirrels in Boise will eat from your hand....and might even eat your hand, if that was the only option.
I hunt fox squirrels here in Louisiana. Whenever we kill enough (like half a dozen) we'll stick it in a gumbo, but whenever we have less we'll generally make squirrel dumplings.
Right now it is too warm to hunt squirrels though, they probably have worms.
Put a hairpiece on them and call the squirrel Trumplings.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Whenever I park my car under my neighbor's oak tree I end up having to clean all the squirrel dumplings off of it.
The other day woke up to digging. She gave no F's lol
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I am a huge Ben Shapiro fan and the Thug Life videos made by his fans are absolute GOLD!
When I was growing up, we had a dog that almost never dug any holes. Then, one fine day, she decided to dig a burrow on the edge of the garden. This undertaking became so large that I could climb all the way into it, but couldn't quite turn around in the den at the end, though the dog could. That was the one, and only, hole that she ever dug. She was clearly all about quality over quantity.
My 12 year old golden retriever passed away in February. :cry:
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12 years old seems a little young, I thought that dogs lived to be like 18.
Big dogs not so much. Little dogs go to 18 typically.
The bigger the dog, the shorter they live.
Hence the miniaturization of dogs. Eventually, we'll have dogs that will live longer than we will, except that they'll be the size of ants. Dogs are well aware of this, which is why they are already scared of vacuum cleaners.
I watched ant-man last night.
Well, this would be ant-dog.
What about cat-dog?
My last golden lived to be 14, but "only" weighed 75 lbs. Enzo was a whopping 110 lbs, or about 30 lbs bigger than the breed standard. I suspect he had some great Pyrenees in his ancestry.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Not sure I mentioned it but our dog of 15.5 years died in March. Extra gut wrenching with the look frozen on his face and eyes open. :(
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for every increase of 4.4 pounds of body weight, a dog’s lifespan decreased by 1 month.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
https://www.cesarsway.com/dog-care/l...er-isnt-better
So....if you take a 10 year old dog, and let it eat all it wants, then, since dogs have no self control when it comes to eating (kind of like me), at some point the dog will die prior to when you gave it the food. This will set up a paradox that will cause space/time to collapse in on itself.
In other words: Don't overfeed your dog. You endanger the world.
Do you have fish coming out of a bong?
Or is it a weird looking pineapple?
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This was my simulated exam.
I think that I am ready for the real deal now!
Fish don't come out of a bong - at least not until you have sampled much of that bong...Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Maybe if it's full of Maui-wowie!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
It's a Bass-O-MaticQuote:
Originally Posted by dday9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQFv83QJ2Y
I just drove I-80 across Pennsylvania and back. I saw more dead deer and exhausted truck drivers than any two-day span of my entire life.
On vacation in Maui :wave:
Wowie!Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
Doing a little work
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