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Hiya Wal :D
How was the music?
Bloomin' great !
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Originally posted by Flustor
Hiya Wal :D
How was the music?
Bloomin' great !
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:D
Aww well yaw, that's greeat chuckQuote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
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Bloomin' great !
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130.000 drunken Islanders. A dream come true :)
:p
Thank fook it weren't Crims
good afternoon all :)
Hmmm
Better late than never :p
Hello Ian!! :D
spent most of this morning trying to work out why our proxy server wasn't working. things don't tend to work when there is 64k free on a 30gb drive :DQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hmmm
Better late than never :p
Hi lucy :D did you have a lovely 4 days getting off ? ;)
*starts sniffing armpits*
Do I smell ?
Yes you do darling but I still love you ;)
Like a flower, darling :confused:
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
*starts sniffing armpits*
Do I smell ?
Well, I wasn't going to say anything...
My 4 day break was lovely thanx. I've got a new Duron 1.2 machine to fix up at home :D. I've been surviving on an AMD 333 for the last 4 years :eek:
Both wally and bonker calling me darling. I can now die a happy man :cool: ;)
Why would lesbians need condoms:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Flustor
I've got a new Duron 1.2
We use them as water balloonsQuote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Why would lesbians need condoms:confused:
Talking of condoms. I remember seeing this guy in the pub who could roll one over his head like a mask. I thought the guy was a bit of a dick.
*Groan
:D he he!
So that's where my "101 corney jokes" book went ;)
My copy's got 1001:D
Haven't you ever pulled one over your head just over your nose and inflated it 'till it bursts?
Hey guys, just popping in before I head off home, see you later *hugs*
Hey guys, just popping in before I head off home, see you later *hugs*
Vicky's popped twice :eek:
take a cold shower bonker, you need to calm down :pQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Vicky's popped twice :eek:
I'll pop again if you want ;) I dunno what happened up there ^, it kept timing out :( I'm stuck her for 1/2 hour, my parents are stuck in traffic
could someone please pass me a porcupine, I'm feeling a little hot :confused:
It's getting hot in here
so take off all your cloths
:eek:
Awfully quite in here today :(
yeah, it is a little hot in here *takes off her blouse*Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
It's getting hot in here
so take off all your cloths
:eek:
*stands under air conditioning to cool down*
:eek:
My work PC has just expired :p It went *phut* :D
Too many hits to www.viaductsweekly.com I would say :(Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
My work PC has just expired :p It went *phut* :D
What a bunch of boring shites I have to work with.
Their latest creation :rolleyes:
Why is Ronaldinho such a good lover ? He can lob Seaman for 40 yards.
They've read it somewhere and found it incredibly funny.
Thank fook I'm finally home where they are showing ads for a documentary of the British Pop Idol (I kid you not).
Somewhere someone is laughing his arse off ...
I don't have the internet on it, it's on a LAN only.Quote:
I wouldn't say I was overusing it :p
Wally, I thought it was 35 yards :rolleyes:
What's wrong Wally?
Bonker, turn down the AC or I'll catch a chill. Unless that's a hint fpr me to put my blouse back on
Honestly, someone somewhere is laughing his big fat arse off for all this. I hope he chokes on it.
Because I haven't managed to post a complete post on here for no apparent reason (as the Countdown threads with nowt in them will proove) I shall put it in here for all to read :)
Well as TT has bitten the preverbial dust.. I feel that I should inform all those patrons of the vbworld that i'm heading over to New Zealand from sunny ole England this Friday :) I will be back on here as soon as I can tho I won't put an exact date on it :p
I hope that everything keeps its cool :)
I'd like to leave this on a joke that you all may appreciate :)
Darth Vader took two giant strides toward the immense visiscreen that occupied the forward wall of the bridge of his flagship Imperial star destroyer. "We've got them now," he rumbled. Whirling on the technicians cowering at their consoles, Vader snapped, "Tractor beam!"
"Yes, Lord Vader," replied one, bending attentively to his task. Then he looked up hesitantly. Vader gestured dramatically at the screen, indicating the fleeing spacecraft. "I want a tractor beam on that ship," he declared. "Now!" The technician busied himself with switches and dials.
"Where's that tractor beam?" roared Vader, his voice dark with menace. The other technicians turned frightened eyes on their peer. They knew what happened when Darth Vader's instructions weren't executed instantly."The tractor beam seems to be down, sir," quavered the technician. "What do you mean down?" Vader inquired with a disturbing silkiness to his voice.
"It's not accepting commands, sir," the technician explained. Another technician leaned over and examined the console. "That's odd. The beam itself is showing green," he pointed out.
"Yes, I know," agreed the first.
"But I'm not getting any acknowledgment to my 'Engage' command." He pressed a button several times to demonstrate.
"Maybe the network's down again," suggested a third technician.
"Oh, that could be," admitted the first technician. "The network might be down, Lord Vader," he informed the large black figure trembling with rage.
"What network?" Vader asked ominously.
The second technician jumped in. "Since we've moved to a distributed architecture on the Imperial star destroyers, everything is on a network. It was felt that the direct connections were too unreliable."
The third technician added. "The tractor beam is on one of the peripherals sub networks, with the printers and the scanners. It's not on the main weapons network."
"Why isn't the tractor beam on the weapons network?" asked Vader, now more puzzled than angry.
The technicians exchanged sheepish looks. It was embarrassing to have to point out something so obvious to a superior. The second technician cleared his throat. "Well, sir, the weapons network is a higher priority. It makes more sense to put the less commonly used systems on a separate sub network that has lower QOS."
"QOS?" Vader queried.
"Hang on a second," said the first technician. "If the network is down, how come we're getting a green light for the tractor beam?"
The third technician brightened. "Ah! Maybe the console is retrieving old MIB data and displaying that."
"MIB?" rumbled Vader.
The first technician answered. "We use SNMP to monitor the network elements. When the server queries the element, it stores its current status. If the network goes down, it can't query the element anymore, and all you have is the latest status in the MIB." He turned to the other technicians, musing. "We really should have an indicator of when the last successful Query was, instead of just a green or red light." Thought this was excellent !
"Good idea," said the third technician. "I'll call tech support."
"Say," said the second technician. "How about if we ping the tractor beam? Let me bring up a telnet window."
"Telnet?" asked Vader, now obviously confused. "Ping?"
The first technician glanced briefly at Vader, a little annoyed at the
interruptions. Why couldn't this guy keep up with the service bulletins?
"The system runs Unix, but the consoles run NT 5," he replied with
exaggerated patience. "You need a telnet window to ping the element." He turned his attention back to the screen. "That's strange. It comes back 'active'. Listen, when you get tech support tell them we can't engage the tractor but we can ping it."
"Right," said the third technician. "I'm still on hold."
"Here's a thought," said the second technician. "What if we just call the guys down at tractor control and have them engage the beam manually?" Vader seemed to brighten up at this, and swivelled his head from one to another.
"Good idea," said the first technician. He lifted his communicator and tapped the switch several times. "Nothing," he said.
The second technician shook his head. "Didn't we tell them we couldn't do voice and data with that little bandwidth?"
Suddenly Vader noticed the visiscreen and let out a bellow of anger.
"They're gone!" he boomed.
The third technician looked up smiling. "Hey, I got tech support!"
Talk to you all soon :)
Chris
Yeeks.
I'm so glad that worked.. but it seems that it has now worked on my other posts too... many apologies :)
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I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Oh, of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen "now"
Well, when exactly do you mean ?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am Human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
Hey Wallykins, how are you? *hugs*