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Morning Dennis, i see you heard me, or is your fridge empty now :p
Morning Ian, ..................
Morning Merlin, .................
Morning Simon, .............*simon slaps simon in the face *SLAP* "im gonna kill you you b@stard"*
:( *YAWN!*
what?....... Coffee ????.............Where ???, .......... just give me the beans i can't be bothered to wait for the perculator :rolleyes:
If only everyone whom had read this thread had left a message...
I reckon VB World's PHP is ganna break down soon...
Ummmm.... Methinks you mean VBWs server. Which is Apache......
PHP is a server side scripting language.
I'm a tractor driver, Twisted tractor driver.
someone set you off again Simon, do you want me to telll them our little secret ?? ;)
Huh?Quote:
Originally posted by zmerlinz
someone set you off again Simon, do you want me to telll them our little secret ?? ;)
can u tell me please?
the tractor thing what it really means, got you worried then sorry poor choice of words
Still confused....Quote:
Originally posted by zmerlinz
the tractor thing what it really means, got you worried then sorry poor choice of words
anyway later mate and have fun!!
What??
Your WRONG!Quote:
Originally posted by Idiocy_Personified
What??
The question is, Who are we?
You are the clan of the rusty spoon no?
nukem?
hehe
:rolleyes:
I think John is having a laugh with us all!
Morning everyone, No wait Afternoon :D
Afternoon Simon!
Hey Parksie, Hows you?
My eyes could burn themselves out of their sockets at the moment :(
Well if you WILL put your contact lenses in chilli sauce :rolleyes:
Not too bad...just considering doing some work :p
Dont wear contacts :p
I should start to think about doing a little work, But that can be done later :D
Please excuse my obvious arrogance, but there is a bad way to program something with any language. A script that can't hack it, won't hack it, whether it runs on Apache or bananas (fried + battered ones not included)Quote:
Ummmm.... Methinks you mean VBWs server. Which is Apache......
PHP is a server side scripting language
But John would never program something badly :rolleyes:
Hi everyone. I'm confused. Is Nukem under a different name or is there a Nukem imposter about? (I'm talking about Nukem 997) :(
I'm confused, So i just ignore him (them)
i was going to tell them what the song was meant to be, BTW did your downloads finish, if so what time?Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Still confused....
anyway later mate and have fun!!
Nope I stopped them after, and I will finish them another time. I lefted the pc 5am this morning thou :)
ouch!!
Hi there Pixette ;) I think we have an impostor in our midst :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Hi everyone. I'm confused. Is Nukem under a different name or is there a Nukem imposter about? (I'm talking about Nukem 997) :(
Nooooooooooooo! :(
Does anyone know who the imposter is?
I've been trying to find out for a while now.
Anyway, must dash -- Monty Python on TV in 5mins :D
You have good taste in telly Parksie !
I know John is a god and everything, but vBulletin made the board, not John. Maybe they are shoddy, who knows.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
But John would never program something badly :rolleyes:
John is CTO for Jelsoft Enterprises, who made vBulletin :D
Whats CTO stand for?
It usually means Chief Technical Officer :rolleyes:
I stand corrected. How come you knew that? John, you truly are a god, and if you ever need a skivy, i'm ya man.Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
John is CTO for Jelsoft Enterprises, who made vBulletin :D
Well...the fact that it says so in his ICQ info, and the name at the bottom of every page :)
I'm off all but I will try and get one tommorow.........me got work:(
cya!
Quite impressive. Where did you get 818 messages from? Surely it was an error somewhere ;)
Probably messages from other Clan members.....
Morning, Parksie!
Afternoon Parksie....
Morning Katie....
well if you look there is over 1000 emails....they ONLY reply from this forum only!!! (have a seperate folder for them)
So how are you both?
Chit Chat was quite today??
VERY quiet.....must be Monday hangovers or something!
It was really quiet over the weekend -- we missed you!
Although not much heard from Nukem...I think we scared him off...have you read any of the closed threads yet? (especially pukem race)
Whats our next target parksie? :D
Me thinks we could take the whole board down :D (wudn't wana do that thou)
BTW Do you much on the DataGrid?
Wasn't taking the board down the point of this thread? :D
Nope...not much on the DataGrid -- I'm more into web interfaces ;)
I read the posts Parksie...it sounds like N hasn't learned anything and has brought all of us down to his level....I think John was right to step in....but our opinion of N is still accurate.
Did you have a nice weekend? Mine was busy...but fun.
I had a fairly piss-poor weekend...due to my overindulgence on holiday I spent it wondering what day was which :rolleyes:
But I finally worked out how to calculate moments in maths :) Was well happy...
I downloaded some music from Napster, played UT a bit, and generally arsed around :p
How was your weekend?
Good! I did bathroom remodeling nonsense and hung out with my boys....helped Erin get ready for an audition...and bugged my husband to death while he tried to lay linoleum....
GgggrrrrrrrQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Nope...not much on the DataGrid -- I'm more into web interfaces ;)
I think everyone is afriad of the DataGrid or somit :(
Now Ive be approched with a "simple" project which involves a s*** load of graphs :rolleyes:
And I dont even know how to use any of the graph controls yet :(
Which one do you think would be the best? I will be using ADO with this (BAH! hate ADO)
I did some code ages ago on drawing a graph using DAO...
DAO *sigh*Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I did some code ages ago on drawing a graph using DAO...
I've only just started using ADO as the DataGrid is so much easier to display info quickly, and the problem i was going to ask you ive just realised i found it out when i left work :)
Thanks for that parksie.
It shouldn't be too hard to convert to ADO...do you want me to do it or are you okay unsupervised ;)
Simon...I use the datagrid (not the flexgrid) quite a bit. What types of problems are you having?
Quote:
Half the posts to this group are about masturbation and the other half
are about ***** size. And what I want to know is, if all you're doing
is jerking off, why do you care how big it is?
-- From alt.sex
Oops...wrong thread :p
What a goofy kid you are......................
just the way it should be!!!!!!!
Thank you! :D
PS: I didn't get that direct from the newsgroup...it came with fortune...
Hey, what's everyone looking at me like that for? :rolleyes:
Nothing gets past you eh parksie?? :)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Well...the fact that it says so in his ICQ info, and the name at the bottom of every page :)
Well, as an ex-para(noid) I have a habit of checking info about people :eek:...and John was no exception :D