Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex.
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Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex.
As she lay there dozing next beside me, a voice inside my head kept saying
"Relax... you're not the first doctor who's ever slept with one of his
patients," but another voice kept reminding me, "Howard, you're a veterinarian."
I never thought about the e-mail notifications....people aren't going to be happy with us!
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
The three sexual positions during preganancy.
During the first four months: Missionary style
During the second four months: Doggie style
And during the last month: Coyote style
Coyote style?
You sit by the hole and howl.
If they're not happy it's their problem. Plus they might only get one (we hope).
Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all.
A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural
geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being
the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a
large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One
member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe
damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;
subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken
by the first team member.
A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural
geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;
subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken
by the first team member.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. -
Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz
REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS
1. One *****, Two *****, Dead *****, You *****
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the **** Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
18. The Grinch's Ten Inches
1. Bill Gates Downloads Here
2. Do Not Flush Mouse Pads Down The Toilet
3. To Flush, Press Handle. You Do Not Need To
Hold Control, Alt, And Delete At the Same Time.
4. For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod/Im/about/tohave/an.org
5. Why can't Bill Gates get a date?
Because he is MICROSOFT
6. MICROSOFT: Where Do You Want To Go
Today?...in the crapper!
7. Microsoft Speelchecker Rules!
8. Your mother is so fat, it takes 25 minutes to
download a naked picture of her.
9 . THE BASIC PROGRAM:
10: Enter
20: Lower Pants
30: Try Real Hard
40: If Nothing, Then goto 30
50: If Something, Then goto 60
60: Wipe Butt
70: Exit
10. Ray has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! - Carl
Carl still plays with his Wang! - Ray
Yeah, well you both still program in DOS - Fred
Byte Me! - Ray & Carl
11. IBM we all BM
Gonna go for a smoke...tried not too but just can't seem to keep the will power going. Back in a moment.
Fight it, Katie!!!
My cube mate talked me out of it...went to see the new layout of the computer room instead.
Ooh. Anyway, we only need to get to page 75 :)
Is that all!!!!!!!
I
don't
think