Moar mermaids perhaps ?
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Moar mermaids perhaps ?
Niya!
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Just as long as they're politically correct moarmaids.
If he gets it wrong we'll just have to tweak it...Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
What does "politically correct" mean ? Does this mean that the mermaids have to support the right politicians ?....Maybe a Donald Trump mermaid ?Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
You wouldn't want go swimming when there was a trumping mermaid around.
It would be the hair.
By the way, how DOES bracing have anything to do with trousers? Is 'braces' another term for suspenders over there?
Brace yourself for this one!
I felt that the question was em-bracing knowledge.
What do you call a woman with braces? A black and decker pecker wrecker!
That one was a little naughty ;)
I believe that somebody came up with the answer, then tried to come up with a question where that answer might, just possibly, be right.
I'm partial to half-centaurs.
Which half?
Centaurs are even more messed up than mermaids. They have the complete torsos of both humans and horses. Which set of internal organs are being used? The human heart and lungs probably wouldn't be sufficient for the horse, and it's hard to say about the digestive tract. So, how does the plumbing work on those things?
I found this gem: http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ew-Forum-rules
How?
And, I suppose: Why?
Not unless suspenders is another term for braces over there. Ladies use suspenders to keep there stockings up. Men use braces to keep their trousers up. Suspenders are a lot more fun than braces.Quote:
Is 'braces' another term for suspenders over there?
I dunno Larry King always said that he wore suspenders and I'm almost certain that he's a man.
Is he often seen in a Silver Storm Trooper outfit?
That's one Funky image your putting out there!Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
The key point wasn't really the gender of the wearer (I'm a liberal kind of a guy, go with what makes you feel good) but rather the garment supported. Braces -> Trousers. Sussies -> Stockings.
Also, you can have braces in your teeth. Of course, you can have suspenders in your teeth... if you're having a really good night out.
In the US girls have garter belts on their stockings and suspenders belong with Larry King...
If the garters are put on in the correct order your teeth have no need to remove them :)
Suspenders in the US appears to be braces in the UK.
And let's not get into a discussion of garter snakes.
In the UK a garter is something else again although it does serve the same purpose as suspenders: keeping stocking up. The difference is that suspenders sit round the waist and have a couple of straps hanging down that clip to the top of the stockings while a garter is a simple elastic loop that goes round the top of the thigh.
I feel I am now better versed in the state of colonial lingerie and am looking forward to coming over there so I can test out my new found knowledge.
I have my wife's simple elastic loop garter from our wedding...
I believe garter "belt" describes your suspender setup.
Do we need moarmaid's to better describe this?
Or do we move on to a new topic.
I was thinking that garter had the same definition in the US, but a quick look at Google shows that "garter belt" returns images for what FD just described as suspenders (and which I probably shouldn't have Googled at work).
It's a subject that bears closer examination.
bears?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
or bares?
Between Garters, suspenders and boosters it a wonder a poor girl can move at all. :)
Feminist!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gruff
Depends on the gal.Quote:
Originally Posted by szlamany
You left out corsets. I see they are making a comeback. I saw an add for one the other day. Of course, they aren't calling them corsets, but they were by any definition. The add essentially said: Wear this to give yourself an hourglass figure instantly. They didn't mention the negative impacts on your organs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gruff
The church choir will just have to pick up the slack and sing in tune.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
"I'm not sure which half, but ma says pa was ALL HORSE".Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I waited and waited all day to post that.
I also have one about how it's a "quarter horse".
This is all over my head.
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Leave it to a bunch of programmers to over-analyze everything.
And strange things, at that.
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