didn't like that one...being married is happiness!
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didn't like that one...being married is happiness!
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Uh...Katie...we may get to 3000 like that but we'll also get banned.
Go for it! :D
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on
earth.
- War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Okay Parksie...your turn!
Quote:
Every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the *****cats.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
The meek shall inherit the earth; but by that time there won't be
anything left worth inheriting.
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.