All my eyes are lemon-scented.
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All my eyes are lemon-scented.
"Why?", asked the marigold.
"With chocolate all things are possible", responded the daffodill.
"Why?", asked the marigold.
"With chocolate, all things are possible", responded the daffodill.
If you insist on tormenting me, I shall be forced to call the hampsters!
They've moved the cupboards. Why? Why would they do that?
The tomatoes crept stealthily through the once Golden town of Chair, seeking the one they called Miracle Grow.
It was blue, and it moved really, really fast.
Melvin's favourite pudding is Poot drowned in Brake Fluid.
Why do you question the word of the squid?
Even the cerise hat didn't do the mongoose any favours.
The mongoose ate the cerise squid as a favour to the hat
Eelevate the hampsters and send in the hedgehogs. This is war!!!
Remove the antlers for their coke bottles are not straight.
Release the pearls. The swine approach!
Excuse me, are you using that jackrabbit at the moment???
My plans for the jackrabbit include feathers, a beer stein, and a small woollen glove.
The feathers will never surrender to the evil plans of the jackrabbit juicer!
My shoes pinch so much that feathers are powerless.
The evil shoes will be overcome by the peaceful intentions of the floating featherheads.
Uncle Maureen is shaped like a shaven baboon's nostril, and my elbow is just as fat!
No need to shave the baboon when dressing it in black is much more slimming.
my elbow is as slim as a baboon dressed in black
You speak kindly of the elbow but what of the earlobes? Have they not rights?
My Baboon is the local elbow warden with licence to spray pensioners orange.
Baboon terrorists have yet to claim my earlobes......they are now and will forever remain FREE!!!!!!!!!!
Baboon freedom-fighters are much maligned. Quick, lets hold a fun-run!
Baboon Freedom fighters have stolen my freedom and replaced it with terror.
'Ware the babooniacs - they can indeed be terrors.
Baboon butts are a terror indeed.......worse than a hedghog's snout!
I can sense overwhelming courteousness from those potatoes.
I'm having a bad lunch day.
when the coffee began to sing the crowd of eggmen smiled
Cover it with jam, take a deep breath... then jump on it.
When swimming in the sea of doughnuts be sure to take deep breaths.
The wind-chimes ran pell-mell down the road, but weren't fast enough to avoid being struck by the rolling doughnut.
A rolling doughnut gathers no chocolate sprinkles.
Hundreds and thousands of chocolate sprinkles got up and left the theatre in dismay.
Kevin blinked. Surely, he thought, the hole in the space-time continuum shouldn't be that big ? Plop went another red giant. Oh well, time for another cup of tea.
The squid floated before the mirror admiring his lovely mullet.
Six Simple Simons are out on the pull, so make sure you shave.
What are you doing, standing there, looking pretty? Teach me to bark dammnit!
Running a tenacle through his mullet the squid knew he was the king.
"Why bark when you can squeal with delight?" inquired the amphibian.
Salamanders need stuffing, but it's not easy to do while wearing slippers and a tutu.
Naked salamander stuffing is a delight in itself....escpecially with the mullet king as a referree.
Salamanders are not my favourite naked stuffees, but are higher up the list than both mullet kings and squid.
Stuffing Mullet Kings is a delight beyond compare said the Queen with a twinkle in her eye!
Flattered by the compliment, the Mullet King gave the Queen a good stuffing in return.
Thankgiving Turkeys only get stuffed once a years said the fowl with a sniff.
Disillusioned, the Turkey stole the farmer's car to head for the airport, where he intended to buy a ticket for Christmas Island.
Kevin turned on the dishwasher
Frogs don't go "Ping".
Melt me an Ostrich, I've pulled the clocks.
Englebert is my friendly duck.
Did the duck walk the blue drive in the refrigerator?
Yes, they all drank the revolving lobster.
Pigs don't go "Frong".
And the Giant bunny rabbit said :
"These are my commandments, read them and spread them among you. :
CONFUCIANISM : Confusius says: "**** is."
BOEDDHISM : This **** is not real.
ZEN : What's the sound of **** clapping?
HINDOEISM : This **** is from your previous life.
JUDAISM : Why do we get all the **** ?
ISLAM : If your liffe is ****, it's Allah’s will.
STOICISM : I don't care about ****.
CATHOLICISM : your life is **** because you're a sinner.
PROTESTANTS : Blame the **** on someone else.
CALVINISM : If your life is ****, you're not working hard enough.
REFORMED Church : no **** on sunday.
CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISM : god will send some SERIOUS **** real soon !
JEHOVA’S WITNESS : Let us save you from your ****.
OSHO : Only good **** is real.
HARE KRISHNA : ****, ****, hare rama.
ATHEISME : There is no such thing as ****.
HIPPIES : **** is in yourself.
NEW AGE : Visualise a ****less situation.
RASTAFARIANS : Let's smoke this ****.
Go now, my fellow daffodils, Live long and prosper"
and he faded out of vision straight in to the yeast bowl of Uncle Tom.
Pongs dont go "Fring", unless they are tackled by oyster sized Toyotas in the kitchen.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... and he's jellied it!