Which we know actually isn't worth the professor's time, so why bother giving him the tips? :)
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Which we know actually isn't worth the professor's time, so why bother giving him the tips? :)
Why not have Yotamarker send the professor an email?
???
How did the professor build a computer?
And if so, Gilligan would have eaten the coconut based power supply, or tripped over the vine connecting it to the internet by now, destroying it forever!
Also, even so, wouldn't that make moti, let alone Ginger and MaryAnn jealous?
You forgot bread. Include bread too.Quote:
Originally Posted by NotLKH
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Also, I almost hate to point out that you have inadvertantly introduced a power of -1...Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Here, g and K are multiplied, ie you can get gK = ....
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Originally Posted by moti barski
Then in the next line you swap it over:
so now you have g/K = ......Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
That's before one looks at what you're even doing here... g is the acceleration due to gravity (9.81 ms-2, not 9.83) and the standard way to work out orbits is to set the centripetal force equal to the gravitational force, ie mg = GMm/r2 or g = GM/r2
I don't know who gave you this:
but it looks a bit iffy to me.Quote:
g = G*Et\(K*R^2) (given formula)
Also, that 9.653627 that you got in the last line is not the same as I get just by using your last equation and filling in the numbers... you've missed off dividing by one of the sixes in the denominator. And even then it's not clear why you have a 6 and not a 6E24.
But don't let that stop you.
This thread is starting to gain on intelligence, that's bad.
Well we can't have that. I should tell a silly story later in the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by baja_yu
i think thats potential height energy formula, but i am not wasting more time on this as :Quote:
I don't know who gave you this:
Quote:
g = G*Et\(K*R^2) (given formula)
but it looks a bit iffy to me.
time travel is most probably not possible.
and seeing as i probably won't get the resources and the people in charge of science resources allocate them for stupid researches such as is ketchup healthy and that 6 billion dollar quantom tunnel thingy, teleport isn't possible.
Potential Energy Forumla: mass * gravity * height of the objectQuote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
OR
U(r) = - Gravitational Constant * Mass of Object * Mass of Planet / Radius between both objects
The six billion dollar tunnel thingy is probably the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) which will be used to further explore the high speed collision and reactions of this world. Healthy ketchup and the likes is for our own profit in the long run, to further ourselves as a species in terms of nutritional sake.
And of course, time travel shouldn't be tampered with. I view that as one of the forbidden rules and such that "You cannot change the past". Why would one want to go back in time anyway? The butterfly effect can cause drastic changes and create an influx in the time line and possibly destroy everything as we know it as it tries to fix itself.
I have faith in you so can you include time travel calculation in you next book?Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Thanks.
I also agree about the stupid tunnel.Breaking electrons.Bah, we all know from previous posts that ONLY THE COCKROACHES WILL SURVIVE!!! (and maybe the yodamarker)
the lhc what invantion is it to produce, what progress was made ? nothing just an excuse for those idiots to get money from tax payers
michio kaku i disrespect him the most, you see him in all sorts of science channels :
with a smile he claims A.I is not possible, and doesn't exist, even though i emailed him
with a smile he speaks highly of the lhc whilst saying all it might achieve is an unuseble nonpracticle
understanding of some particles
i"ll tell you what they want it to lead to : jobs for them to teach nonpractical stuff
what has he ( michio kaku ) done other than talk ?
Baloney. We'll do something for our own benefit only when there is a pill for it, and even then we'll complain bitterly about the size.Quote:
Originally Posted by formlesstree4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n0ZWS_ygHgQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
If you want to eat ketchup or a burger from time to time you can do it and then get some exercise, don't sit on your chair.
That's all the healthy ketchup i need.
michio kaku, again, bah, i'm with you. michio kaku is a anagrammatism for Oihcim Ukak our worst enemy since he prepares artificial cockroaches in order to conquer the planet.
I'm making a web site to inform people!With visual basic 1.0.
Yeah! What have Albert Einstein, Neils Bohr and all other scientists do except talk?! Let's see them make a human sized doll with a mouth hole!Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't invent a time machine, I mean, who uses SIX FORMULAS ever? That's gotta be a record!Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
You're an idiot. Sorry for being so blunt, but if you don't see the potential of the LHC then you either don't understand what it is for or don't care about the progress of the entire human race. Sure, the LHC might not produce anything, as with any other scientific experiment, but it might also vastly increase our understanding of the universe and anything around us. Any great scientific improvement has to start somewhere, and unfortunately all the simple experiments have already been done. The time of inventing a new branch of physics in your back yard is over, the experiments that do have the potential to find something new simply cost alot of money. Maybe you think you can invent a time machine in your bedroom using six formules, 3 of which are mostly incorrect, but that's simply not happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Oh, and you disrespect Kaku because you emailed him, and he still said real AI doesn't exist yet? Yeah, I don't understand why he still thinks that after one single email...
michio kaku should have at least tested and reviewed it
WEll, like him, we still don't actually have access to your program. That's kind of a big problem when trying to test something, you know?
Maybe you should email Barak Obama and ask him to test it, I'm sure he just has tons of free time on his hands to waste.
Now seriously, your project will have to show A LOT more potential and credibility before you get someone like that to even consider reviewing it. Looking at your videos it looks like a joke or something a 12 year old did to impress his friends. Just looking at the UI screams 'amateur hour' and I bet the coding (syntax, style, conventions) isn't any better.
baja can you elaborate, examplephy ?
Yes I can. Your UI sucks, on so many levels. I'd love to see some code.
Wow, so Moti's girlfriendbot sucks, at many levels!! *drool*
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Whoa whoa whoa! Truthiness has been introduced to the thread and that's a real downer. Let the Moti monster continue his rampage of insanity!
If it were possible to go to the past then I am not sure you could call it time travel. It is our own interpretation of the future and past that will probably make it impossible.
ok, so where's the updated girlfriendbot? Does it suck?
Umm... so that feature was already delivered, eh? So what else will be there in version 5.09?
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i am lazy and also working on other stuff, it will take some time, but it works in my head i have an awsome design.Quote:
Originally Posted by honeybee
update report :
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2137/17042011346.jpg
also this will prove nvidia is unproffesional (2nd email):
RE: May 30, 2011, NVIDIA GPU Technology Conference in israelFriday, April 22, 2011 6:31 AM
From: "Moti
ContactsTo: "Alain Tiquet" <[email protected]>this is the second time i was forwarded, it is very unproffesional, i request that you ask your superior to answer me the following:
to present my software yotamarker in :
May 30, 2011, NVIDIA GPU Technology Conference in israel
where will the conference take place ? (what is the address)
at what hours will the conference be held ?
does it cost money to participate ?
--- On Fri, 4/22/11, Alain Tiquet <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Alain Tiquet <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: May 30, 2011, NVIDIA GPU Technology Conference in israel
To: "'Moti
Date: Friday, April 22, 2011, 5:43 AM
Hi,
You may go here for more information.
We need to understand more the topic you want to cover.
thanks
Alain
================================
Alain Tiquet
Group Director, Business Development.
www.nvidia.com/gpuventures
================================
From: Moti
Sent: Friday, April 22, 2011 6:32 AM
To: Alain Tiquet
Subject: May 30, 2011, NVIDIA GPU Technology Conference in israel
i would like to present my software yotamarker in :
May 30, 2011, NVIDIA GPU Technology Conference in israel
where will the conference take place ? (what is the address)
at what hours will the conference be held ?
does it cost money to participate ?
Why would you want to present your software in an nVidia event? You don't do anything related to graphics or utilize their GPUs?
The T Shirt is awesome! :D
brad the admin is going to a tech conference i wanted also, and i thought maybe they would like to collaborate and stuff
All this proves is that I made the right decision leaving technical support. It's messages like this that make people start throwing tickets in the trash pile rather than answering them.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Rather than visiting the link you sent back a message insulting his attempt to help you.
Going to the link, I clicked in to the summit conference and arrived here:
http://developer.nvidia.com/content/...-summit-israel
It has a full itenerary, the entrance cost and the location.
And if nVidia never replies to your email messages again, I don't blame them.
Yeah that would be great, you should definitely do that. You can wear matching Yotamarker shirts :)Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
His program is going to be a success and then you will all eat your hearts out!
T-shirt rulez!Maybe you should also contact a clothing company to support the shirt(like D&G).
thanks manQuote:
Originally Posted by sapator
*Cough*Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
ah! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by weirddemon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG_wvs2erX8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruKZLHZkrsc
how do you like them apples ?
Don't you love the brilliance of his parents! Ticket and etiquette rolled into one! nVidia must have paid a premium to hire him :)Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
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Once again, I have absoluetly no idea what the point of that last video was. I'll give you this: you're consistent.
Ugh... a phrase like that is not apt for this situation. Though I did just finish watching your video and... well... I've got no idea what's going on or how this helps prove your point about your FAI.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Though I did have some questions:
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7178/unled2gp.png
Quote:
Originally Posted by weirddemon
weirddemon here's something you might need.
Attachment 83639
Your AI has stolen the roller-coaster too now?
(I know why this has taken him 7 years, too - observe the typing speed.)
@weirddemon: AI = animal intelligence.
I love how the tags of this topic change and expand, not to mention the latest video [that Weirddemon has pulled a still frame from] makes a few good points.
and these ?!?! : emotion meter, volume meter
what the heck... : i have already answered that enough times i will not lower the prestige of this thread
same goes for "i still don't get..."
zimbabue : enables sinisterism i will not talk about it at this stage
what do you suggest instead of form1 ? and remind me how to change it
The GUI leaves a lot to be desired. You need a better placement/arrangement of controls on the form in a way that is more intuitive and to group similar/related controls. Fields should be labeled, otherwise how is someone to know which field is for what. Use controls for what they were intended, why do you use a textbox as an output field, that should have clearly been a label.
Form1 suggestions? It's usually the name of the software.
Then you have an unmarked textbox with 'add' and 'remove all' buttons, what is one supposed to write there and to where it will be added or removed from?
Use proper case for object captions: Add, Remove All, Sleep, Human etc... Simple items like these reveal a high level of unprofessionalism.
Try to imagine what someone who has never seen or knows anything about your software will think when they first try to use it, right now they will be utterly confused and wont know what is what.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Glad to know what those meters do. Perhaps you could indicate what the percentages on the emotion meter actually indicate.
Also, the "prestige" of this thread was gone a long time ago, probably back at page 1. You could, instead of just saying "you've already answered it enough times", point us to the post that actually explains what they are.
Also, sinisterism? You should elaborate exactly what that is and what it's supposed to do, regardless. A quick google search links it to religious beliefs?
You don't know how to change the title of a Form? o_o
too lazy to look for it nowQuote:
You don't know how to change the title of a Form? o_o
by sinisterism i meant evil
If you're too lazy to look for something as simple as changing the form title, which is in one of the properties on the side of the screen when you have the form selected, then how do you expect anyone to take you seriously?Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
as i recall non of the vbforum users has solved the vb.net volume meter problem it was me and 9 months of search and asking, which resulted in two volume meters walkthroughs, for one
m'k formlesstree4
...what's the relevance of that to the current subject at hand?Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
People are tired of you snapping back "you are wrang, thats not what i meat, idiot" at people who try to answer you so nobody will. And yes, that is totally irrelevant.Quote:
as i recall non of the vbforum users has solved the vb.net volume meter problem it was me and 9 months of search and asking, which resulted in two volume meters walkthroughs, for one
m'k formlesstree4
i got 1 of the codes thanks to my snapping, and i didn't call code finders idiots ever
Close enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barksi
wierddemon isn't a code finder if you read that thread
(higashi no eden) he didn't go there to answere he only tried to discourage and change the subject
than he tried to discourage .nut to not answer in a second related thread and he (and you) raddend my rate meter
not cool :mad:
I do SO love this thread. It is a source of joy.
Is .nut jmcilhinney? He has used that in the past.
I would say that going to a conference, and presenting at a conference, are both good moves, but you made a very odd choice for conferences. Nvidia wouldn't be the one you would be interested in, because you aren't dealing with their kind of business. You need a developers conference, not a video conference. Video conferences would be too narrowly focused to draw the right audience.
By the way, does Yotamarker mean something in a different language? Where did the name come from?
nvidia is 100$ to open a stand there, if you find a cheap entrance tech or IT conference in israel tell me
I've never looked for a conference in Israel. I guess that would tend to limit your options.
So... I haven't posted in several years, but I feel I should open with this:
Most successful troll... ever.
I remember seeing this a few months back and thought it'd get locked down within a day or two, but here we are, and to my chagrin it's still going strong!
It's a relief from pressure mate.
P.E. i was struggling with html and CSS, visual studio8 was loosing my current position in markup whenever i went from design to markup mode(seriously this is the ultimate Microsoft bull#) ,iexplorer7 would position my elements according to it's mood(something like yotamarketer),i was cursing every living creature and almost vomit the eastern lamp i ate...Then i got the usual "you got mail" with a link to this lovely anti stress thread.I was happy again, bright light came from the sky and flowers, oh, flowers everywhere! :o
I hate loose current positions.
I prefer tight code.
well then, tell your friends , tell'em the future of justice will beQuote:
Originally Posted by sapator
The future of justice will be...what?Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski